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Desc:OH SHI-
Category:Classic Movies, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:FUCK YOU, mass effect, ryanowens
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:02/27/09
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Comment count is 39
Comeuppance - 2009-02-27
OH NO AN EYE LOOKED AT ME

BTW: Worst tags ever for a game trailer.
socialist_hentai - 2009-02-27
The first Mass Effect was sad and disappointing, mainly cos I couldn't screw Tali. I hope this one is better, and by better i mean i hope i can screw Tali.
chumbucket - 2009-02-27
who was likely a butterface

biclops - 2009-02-27
You're too impatient. Now that Shepard has more resources to work with, he can commission an elaborate Human/Quarian sex suit that allows them to mix their bits without exposing either of them to the toxic environments that the other requires to survive. That's going to be a central plot point of ME2.

Fuck you for making me think of this.

futurebot - 2009-02-27
guys, this is not acceptable

sliggy - 2009-02-27
Tali was fifteen. You guys suck.

Lindner - 2009-02-27
... I'm so hard right now.

mr666 - 2009-02-27
Ah, but that would be 15 Quarian years. Who knows how that translates to human years. Well, at least Socialist Hentai wasn't upset about the inability to have sex with Wrex, I suppose.

oddeye - 2009-02-27
Yeah, but 15 space years old is like 25 in Earth years. I don't care what the game told me, by female Shepard banged the fuck out of her and Ashley.

socialist_hentai - 2009-02-27
Wrexx had some great one-liners but he wasn't exactly sexy, and there's that whole VD issue to...

SolRo - 2009-02-28
wrex will teabag you with his 6 sets of testicles

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-02-27
So based on that last musical sting... the bad guy in this game is V'Ger?
IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-27
So...you are a Geth now?

All they need to do to make it game of the year is simplify the inventory, make the Mako more interesting, and speed up those damn elevators.
StanleyPain - 2009-02-27
Instead of the Citadel insignias being on a Geth, it should have been a crate at the end.
TeenerTot - 2009-02-27
It's a robot. In a game trailer.
Charles - 2009-12-19
I've never seen anything like it in my life.

allcaps - 2009-02-27
What the fuck is this? is this some kind of plant, going around to video sites and posting their advert? I see OH SHI- I expect an anal prolapse or something, not thirty seconds of confused and generic pre-rendering. I understand some of you like this kind of stuff, but can't you wait for some goddamn substance?
godot - 2009-02-27
My understanding is that worthless videos are magically erased from the POEtv front page if they fall below 2.5 stars.
IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-27
Most trailers (movie, game, other previews) contain little in and of themselves. So rating based on its entertainment value to those anticipating the product makes sense. If you think its a bad trailer, or dislike the product, its reasonable to downvote. If you masturbated to it, its worth at least a few stars.

SolRo - 2009-02-27
WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS, WHEN?!
oddeye - 2009-02-27
Shiiittttt Yeah!

I'm so fired up about this game, I played the ever living fuck out of the first one and loved every second of the 200+ hours I sank into it. Please dear god, if you ever wanted to prove you existed to me, don't let this game suck.

Suedeo - 2009-02-27
Now I wanna buy this.
sincere effusive praise > glorified textfile.

Tstyle - 2009-02-27
Is this another Wal-E movie? Doesn't look as good as the first.
voodoo_pork - 2009-02-27
1 star for the video.

Imaginary 5 for comment.

oddeye - 2009-02-27
The first one was like the best shit I ever fucking saw.

sliggy - 2009-02-27
I'm just glad for the confirmation that it's coming out. Hurray!
Desidiosus - 2009-02-27
Why play this when Duke Nukem Forever is coming out THIS YEAR?!?!
Wonko the Sane - 2009-02-27
This is dull and uninformative.
Pillager - 2009-02-27
5 stars to counteract your haterade.

mr666 - 2009-02-27
Ditto!

oddeye - 2009-02-27
Then don't watch it! Go back in time and stop yourself from one-staring this you bitch.

Camonk - 2009-02-27
Bruce Willis was a GITH ALL ALONG!
oddeye - 2009-02-27
Of course, that explains everything!

Suedeo - 2009-02-27
Sometimes, a trailer is just bad and sucks. In my opinion, this is one of those times. I will now perform this entire high resolution masterpiece by myself in plain text.

Commander Shepard was born in the future on April 11, 2154. He enlisted in the military on his 18th birthday and flew the SSV Normandy. He accomplished 3 major objectives and got to know 4 aliens with long, weird names. Then he was killed in action.

erection reset by queer - 2009-02-28
Is this what poeTV is for?
Pillager - 2009-02-28
Yeah, we like computer games.

What of it?

Bone_Vulture - 2009-03-01
Guess they all have to return to the island now, huh?

HUH?
Squeamish - 2009-03-01
So far, all I know about ME2 is that your main character dies and there's a pissed off robot in it.

Frankly, that's all I need to know. I'm done with this series.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-06
Hi, there. I'm from 2012, and you were SO right to be done with this.

I hope this comment is able to warn the people of the past that the third game will culminate in all of your decisions being boiled down to one of three buttons. The difference in the ending will be the color of the energy you see. It will make no sense and piss you off, unless you're a moron.

Enjoy!

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