|Caminante Nocturno |
Choose death before returning to the public eye.
I implore you.
You horrible, horrible monster.
I didn't really understand why you hated that fatty so much before.
Then I found this:
Skip ahead to 1.47 and then play it.
I will analyze it like the papers did with presidential stump speeches.
0:02 Terribly rehearsed "fuck it". This lets you know he's serious.
Next three minutes are the heavy breathing of someone whose airways are constricted by fat, and who is crying. He is trying to convince us that he's not leaving YouTube because his videos were removed.
3:44 "I've been taking the internet way too seriously" True to form, Al refuses to consider that he's spent too much time being a cunt, just that he's spent too much time on the internet.
4:40 pledges to be a new man
4:45 changes his mind
5:10 begs us not to freak out too much
At various points in the video Al tries to convince us he has friends. He namedrops "friends" (the word friends, not their names) like someone trying to get into a swanky club who knew a movie star before they were big.
Is...Is BigAl going to jail?
Also, why does this man think he actually has an audience? What's with the stay strong shit? Does he think people are going to be at some great loss without him to post his important opinions about anime and fighting games?
"I'm leaving my account in the care of my three friends, Nervewrecker, Heartbreaker and Meansucker."
Nice to know people are still doing the old "I am so leaving forever" routine when they don't get enough pity or whatever the hell is today's equivalent to hits on the Geocities counter.
I don't know why he's leaving, but I bet it has to do with him being a big turd.
I got too 1:33 because the sounds of his breathing and slapping jowls made me stop.
He'll be back in 4 months, tops.
And why did he have his account suspended?
From a cursory reading of comments, the official reason given by BigAl was that he posted something from Jesus Camp, and they completely suspended his account.
Needless to say, either he had an enemy in Youtube management, or there was something else far more embarrassing.
By then, he'll have discovered that everyone has found someone just as detestable as him to focus their attentions on.
Whatever, like you'll ACTUALLY stay away for more than a few days or weeks.
UGH. Don't attempt to listen to this wearing headphones.
Wait, it's a tough decision to STOP posting on YouTube? To say or think or believe that, you have to be so fat. Like even fatter than Big Al. He must have gotten fatter since his last video.
Shine on, you crazy fatty.
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