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-1 for people naming their dog Dharma.
the first mistake was buying a beagle.
Beagles are noble, courageous dogs if you give them a decent American name, like Matthew or John. If you give them silly, new age names they will have asthma attacks at the slightest thing.
The Tiniest Siezure.
Battery operated cow.
It emits a beagle-repulsing force field!
HURRRK HURRRK HURRRR HURRRR HURRRR HURRRR
Poor asthmatic doggy
Back before call display we used to get an obscene phone caller who sounded exactly like that.
"MY CLAWS FIND NO PURCHASE ON THIS LINOLEUM!"
To a dog, that's some eerie uncanny valley shit right there.
That poor dog's brain.