he took all that pretty well
|Tuan Jim |
I am not fucking watching this.
And real spiders lead the fake spiders to glory.
I do think it was a mistake for the director to use the infamous South American Squeaking and Creaking spider; their natural sound of stressed styrofoam can't be hidden on the soundtrack.
I accuse Col. Mustard, in the library, with the spiders!
Most horrible is the soundtrack.
Awww, they're fuzzy.
|Michael Houser |
But someone please explain the fake spiders mixed with the real ones. Are Tarantulas expensive in Italy? How could it possibly be more economical?
"Hey, we can't afford spiders. Maybe two or three, tops."
"Well, to save money, we'll mix them with some articulated fake ones we made ourselves!"
Three spiders are easy to direct. Any more than that, and they refuse to stay on script.
spiders dont do that
|Jeff Fries |
Less boring than watching a rotting corpse covered in lye but close
"Did you get all your books for your report?"
"Naw, they closed the library cus a bunch of spiders were eating some guy"
There are about a dozen more spiders right off camera riding tricycles.
Lucio Fulci I love you.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Tarantulas always struck me as cute and adorable instead of frightening.
Yes. They should be going WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA as they crawl all over that dude.
I love that inexplicably jazzy Italian porn music starts up at at around 1:05.
"Hey, there, prone man lying on the ground. Want to see something hairy that's got eight of something?"
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