chumbucket if you want to, if you don't nobody will
UnderANeonHalo These guys came to my school when I was a kid, I got to see him do this and rip a phone book in half. PRAISE JESUS!
Mike Tyson?! Pff, I can rip a phone book! Thanks Myth Busters!!
Desidiosus If the pope could rip phone books in half and break out of handcuffs, I'd have much more respect for Catholicism. As it is it's just another crackpot religion.
Chinballs I was hoping to hear him scream; "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!" with the rebuttal of; "You can't break those cuffs".