|Johnny Madhouse |
Honey Badgers will fuckin' cut you wide open.
"Meet the combatants: In one corner, the Honey Badger." Fight's over right there.
The only reason every animal that the honey badger fights isn't extinct is because they have to sleep sometimes.
It had me at "Orion Comstock".
Best name ever.
Wildlife Wrestling Foundation!
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Honey Badger will stomp your shit out.
When will the rest of the animal kingdom learn never to fuck with the honey badger?
The honey badger is my totem animal.
|Mad Struggle |
Man, I don't have anything against Honey Badgers or anything, but if I see one walking down the street, I'm going to the other side of the road.
I think my favorite honey badger video was this one, part of some nature documentary, where the badger gets in a fight with a puff adder and gets bitten, like, 3 or 4 times. He kills the snake, then drops dead, apparently having absorbed something like 5 times the toxin needed to kill a bear or some shit.
A few hours later the badger re-awakens and goes back to eating the snake; apparently having nullified the venom somehow in a brief death-like state.
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