It's awesome, because this lady is an elected official and she can barely read a simple speech.
(also-also: uh, go gators.)
The movie Idiocracy was all too prescient. :(
Also: lol, democracy
Ack!-a-demic. De-FENCE! I bet she often goes skraight down the skreet to the skrimp shop to buy some skrawberries.
The thing is, the speech is reasonably well composed. It's just that particular accent and lack of reading ability that's the real issue here.
Gradulate. GRADULATE. POITS.
The speaker's got a real "oh shit her again" tone of voice when he gives her the floor
I hope I didn't miss anything great - I heard "grad-yew-lay-shunz" and stopped watching.
So is Florida worse than Alabama yet?
You know, if you don't watch her, she sounds *exactly* like Deputy Raineesha Williams.
FUCK. time to up my dose again.
Politicians who do this should be forced to resign.
You know, for some reason, I'm suddenly doubting this superb academic record that the University of Florida has.
|Hugo Gorilla |
From the Corrine Brown Wikipedia Article:
In July 2004 Brown was censured by the House of Representatives after she referred to the disputed 2000 presidential election in Florida as a "coup d'état" (pronounced "cootie-ta"). This comment came during floor debate over HR-4818, which would have provided for international monitoring of the 2004 U.S. presidential election.
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. I would like to take the opportunity to waste both your time and the taxpayer's money.
UF IS THE BEST ACADEMIC SCHOOL IN THE NATION.
|Robert DeNegro |
Don't hate the playah. Hate the game!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Well at least she's not a teacher.
winnin is seccon
last three season
they hel the... teammm... the highes scorrin' offense
lesdo a quick fak check
the gatahs have won their seccon national champnship
fourth skoo in the modern ear
two outright national ch-tiles
thirteen and one recca
single season skoo recca for wins
it is matters the most the pressure he was under
feel goal early in the quatah
Yes, obviously UoF is the best academic skoo.
It is all too easy to make fun of this woman's accent, her pronunciation and her diction. However, what makes this truly wonderful in my opinion are the following:
okilhoma... soonaz (0:40)
everything is just not all equal. (3:02)
missing "black people" tag
BLACK PEOPLE TALK DIFFERENT
(more like flori-duh am i rite(
Holy fuck. I NEED TO RUN FOR OFFICE.
Menudo con queso
It's harder than it looks -- this level of folksy dumbness cannot be faked, and the one thing the slobbering hordes can do with 100% accuracy is sniff out inauthenticity.
just look at Saran Palin
This is your brain.
This is your brain on obnoxious gerrymandering that selectively snakes through areas of Jacksonville, Gainesville, and Tallahassee.
For added bonus points, her district cuts through northeast Florida in a way that selectively avoids all Republican strongholds, thus guaranteeing John Mica reelection for all eternity. Welcome to Florida.
No black people tag?
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