Hooper_X 
It's awesome, because this lady is an elected official and she can barely read a simple speech.
(also: "corrch.")
(also-also: uh, go gators.)
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Smellvin
The movie Idiocracy was all too prescient. :(
Also: lol, democracy
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kingarthur
Ack!-a-demic. De-FENCE! I bet she often goes skraight down the skreet to the skrimp shop to buy some skrawberries.
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Hooper_X The thing is, the speech is reasonably well composed. It's just that particular accent and lack of reading ability that's the real issue here.
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Meerkat
Gradulate. GRADULATE. POITS.
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zatojones
The speaker's got a real "oh shit her again" tone of voice when he gives her the floor
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YakooMarkTwo
I hope I didn't miss anything great - I heard "grad-yew-lay-shunz" and stopped watching.
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Nikon
So is Florida worse than Alabama yet?
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Senator_Unger
You know, if you don't watch her, she sounds *exactly* like Deputy Raineesha Williams.
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tiermann
FUCK. time to up my dose again.
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buttnutt
Politicians who do this should be forced to resign.
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citrusmirakel
You know, for some reason, I'm suddenly doubting this superb academic record that the University of Florida has.
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Hugo Gorilla
From the Corrine Brown Wikipedia Article:
In July 2004 Brown was censured by the House of Representatives after she referred to the disputed 2000 presidential election in Florida as a "coup d'état" (pronounced "cootie-ta"). This comment came during floor debate over HR-4818, which would have provided for international monitoring of the 2004 U.S. presidential election.
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Xenocide
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. I would like to take the opportunity to waste both your time and the taxpayer's money.
UF IS THE BEST ACADEMIC SCHOOL IN THE NATION.
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Robert DeNegro
Don't hate the playah. Hate the game!
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Well at least she's not a teacher.
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Comeuppance
winnin is seccon
last three season
go gatah
athletic skoo
okahoma
sportmanship
they hel the... teammm... the highes scorrin' offense
playas
coarch
remahkable
lesdo a quick fak check
the gatahs have won their seccon national champnship
fourth skoo in the modern ear
two outright national ch-tiles
thirteen and one recca
single season skoo recca for wins
champeenshyeps
thurt
multiple tiles
it is matters the most the pressure he was under
feel goal early in the quatah
Yes, obviously UoF is the best academic skoo.
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The Mothership It is all too easy to make fun of this woman's accent, her pronunciation and her diction. However, what makes this truly wonderful in my opinion are the following:
okilhoma... soonaz (0:40)
Also,
everything is just not all equal. (3:02)
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StanleyPain
missing "black people" tag
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Xiphias
BLACK PEOPLE TALK DIFFERENT
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fluffy
Florida
(more like flori-duh am i rite(
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kingofthenothing
Holy fuck. I NEED TO RUN FOR OFFICE.
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Menudo con queso It's harder than it looks -- this level of folksy dumbness cannot be faked, and the one thing the slobbering hordes can do with 100% accuracy is sniff out inauthenticity.
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kiint just look at Saran Palin
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whensaidthemoon
This is your brain.
This is your brain on obnoxious gerrymandering that selectively snakes through areas of Jacksonville, Gainesville, and Tallahassee.
For added bonus points, her district cuts through northeast Florida in a way that selectively avoids all Republican strongholds, thus guaranteeing John Mica reelection for all eternity. Welcome to Florida.
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garcet71283
No black people tag?
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