Camonk
I knew a gay guy in college. He took a trip back to Kentucky. He returned to college STRAIGH! STRAAAAAAAIGH! He "took the steps."

dueserpenti
Yes, that's Don LaFontaine. In case you needed another reason to love him.

eatenmyeyes
It ought to be tagged as such.

Valvados
Yet another reason he will be missed.

Awesome. Also, they could have probably included Liberty University in that last zing.

Ryo-Cokey
I have this sudden urge to forward this to my younger brothers.

Merzbau
I am wearing those exact same boots right now.

They squeak.

(I am not a lesbian.)

((To the best of my knowledge.))

CharlesSmith
Even having read your comment and expecting a great final line I still cracked up.

jaunch
The antibodies thing does seem strange, but it holds true not just in humans, but rats as well (and probably every other mammal in between, but scientists haven't gotten around to testing it yet).

The idea is that, as a mother, your first born male has the best shot at getting a mate and passing on his genes. So, you don't want later male offspring to be competing for the same mates as big brother. So, fag 'em up.

There is also research (in rats) that prove that when a pregnant rat is stressed from hunger, the offspring are much more likely to be gay. The theory there being that if the rats are currently in a famine, you don't want to keep making new reproducing offspring with hungry rat-mouths to feed. As soon as the famine goes away and food comes back, the female is well-fed, and starts making more hetero offspring to take advantage of the sudden glut of food.

But anyway, in both cases (in rats), sexuality is at least partially influenced while the babies are still in the mom's uterus.

splatterbabble
I didn't know how to rate this until I saw the phrase "fag 'em up"! Now it is so clear.

Vicious
Where'd all my comment go.

'CAUSE PENIS GOES THERE.

COLLECT YOUR DIPLOMA.