kennydra 
holy fuck.
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Lurchi
America's got talent.
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dancingshadow
Yep.
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Rovin
FIIIIRE INNNNN MYYYYY BLOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
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rustedmutt
Thanks. Ears bleeding. Awesome.
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thatonegirl
FIVE!
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Hugo Gorilla
All for a pretend girlfriend.
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chumbucket
Smellvin has found the holy grail
guitar/midi sequence solo...my god all of it 5 stars
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Old_Zircon
there's a torrent of his entire DVD, but nobody is seeding it.
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lucienpsinger
Refreshingly devoid of anime lovedoll fucking.
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Rudy
:10 is just such a perfect picture of perfect loneliness.
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Squeamish What gets me about that is the complete lack of body movement. If he'd hammed it up ("Hey, look at me! I'm playing a GEE-TAR!") it'd have been okay.
But no. He's an emotionless button-pressing machine with a frown permanently fixed to his face.
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wtf japan
What a wonderful world.
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revdrew
She's got to be fresh from the shop.
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Toenails He's talking about getting a new Sailor Moon poster.
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James Woods
Here's hoping your Superman comes to sweep you off your feet, bug-guy.
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StanleyPain
God truly fills this world with his beauty.
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Keefu
holy fucking shit
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Keefu it is almost painful to realize this is real and unscripted
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Chancho
Sweet baby Jesus...
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wart
I honestly can't work out what part of this I love the most. Zooming in on the sketch of the back of his head, then the awkward transition to real Chris spinning around and posing at the camera? Air guitar solos set to music with absolutely no guitar solos? SHIN-YE-HA-ME-HA? Too much to choose from.
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Cena_mark
I'd love to visit Chris and give him a swift kick in the ass. I'm sure its all he needs. My theory is that all his life he's been told that he's "Special" and being "autistic" gave him an excuse to fuck up all his life. What he needs is someone to whup his ass and inspire him to stop being such a pussy.
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Toenails Oh Cena, when will you realize that you're second-rate villainy is no match for CWC?
You'll go up and confront him and talk all big and bad. But then when you actually realize that the both of you agree on a lot of issues, have the same political bent, and both whore yourselves out for all the internet to see, you'll probably go back to cutting yourself on Youtube.
Meanwhile, TinManic comes in and entices Chris into his van with promises of candy and anime. Then he will rape him and post a video of it as a response to a "Jem and the Holograms" episode.
That's just how TinManic rolls.
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Cena_mark Toenails: We won't agree on much. He's a social conservative, while, I'm a social liberal. He has a problem with queers, but I don't. I'll just do some drill Sergent shit on CWC and turn him into a respectable adult.
Only Barack Hussein Osama can make me cut myself. BTW: It only made me stronger.
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Lauritz Melchior
I thought that his girlfriend's name was Julie.
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Hooper_X No, Julie was some dude on the internet fucking with him.
This girl, Ivy? She's totally for real, man. She's the one. There's no way she's just another /b/tard picking on a goddamned retarded kid.
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Hooper_X
....why does he sound like Ethel Merman?
(also, why did Sonichu stop being yellow? Did I miss a CRITICAL CHRIS-CHAN UPDATE? Why do I even remotely give a shit?)
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Deconvolution
He may not be larger than life, but at least he's large.
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MagickPoultry
This is his gift to the ages.
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Corplos
He looks like a sad, fat little Sam Raimi.
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NoCode
She's gotta be...fresh from the shop?
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Repomancer
the HELL?
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cognitivedissonance
My troll-senses are tingling, yet data is still inconclusive. I keep awaiting the greatest unveil ever.
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Braze
I'm having a hard time believing this is for real. But still.
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JSP
Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?
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Mayberry Pancakes
She's gotta be fresh from the SHOP? Yeah, that was hands-down the creepiest moment for me.
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athodyd
Guitar solo!
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mashedtater it is even more poetic spelled out like you did athodyd.
thank you.
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CharlesSmith
Anyone know what those blurry looking cards he shows at the start are? They're not magic cards or any nerdy card game I recognize, and stupid cards are my area of nerdspertice.
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joelkazoo
Um...well....yeah.
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thebaronsdoctor
Oh god, so much embarrassment by proxy.
Anything involving the guitar is by far the most hilarious part.
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Paranatural
His was the one article on Encyclopedia Dramatica I actually bothered to fully read. He truly is something special in this world.
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