What is with the character design on that guy? His upper torso looks like he's in Jr. High, but it looks like if he stood up he'd only come up to Wonder Woman's shoulders. And why is his voice so high? Did he just inhale all the ballons in the world?
Damn you Super Friends, I shouldn't think this much about cartoons!
Don't feel bad, Wonder Woman. Just because you majored in Classics, humiliated yourself by sleeping with your boss for a promotion which never came, turned 30 and found yourself unable to make enough money to move out of the house, doesn't mean that your life has to devolve into a hideous collection of neuroses.
|Caminante Nocturno |
HI WONDER WOMAN!
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOUR JET!
At 0:48, Wonder Woman demonstrates what this is really about.
With a voice like that, I bet that guy got beat up a lot in high school.
LEGION OF DOOM EVIL PLAN LIST FOR APRIL 2ND, 2009:
-Lex Luthor proposes that we destroy Superman once and for all by utilizing the full potential of his Nazi Gorilla Factory.
-Scarecrow proposes handing out haunted Gameboys to the world's children, then stealing their pocket change as they are eaten by ghosts. This will lure Batman out of hiding, and to his doom.
-Captain Cold has discovered The Flash's weakness: his crippling fear of donkeys. He proposes we kidnap him, and leave him at...THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DONKEY FARM.
-Brainiac has a special gift in store for Hawkman's birthday. A birthday cake....MADE OF COBRAS. And those cobras are made of knives.
-The Riddler has a riddle for Robin: what carries a laser rifle and is red all over? SPACE BOLSHEVIKS!
-For the 917th consecutive time, Bizzaro's plan doesn't make any fucking sense.
-Black Manta proposes that Aquaman should "meet his doom." Details of said doom-meeting are forthcoming due to a delayed funding request, but tentative plans call for an evil submarine which shoots smaller, even more evil submarines.
-Sinestro has just returned from Planet Yellowgun, where all their guns and bullets are yellow. He cannot wait to see Green Lantern again.
-Giganta has put in her third request to receive a new arch-enemy, stating that yesterday, she distracted Wonder Woman for ten minutes by placing a box containing two paper clips, some masking tape and a tennis ball in front of her. She demands a new nemesis on the grounds that "I have a right to some fucking self-respect."
Ah christ I squandered my stars on a stupid joke at the expense of education majors. DAMN MY EYES
My stars have already been assigned, but this comment deserves them more.
Damn it. I'm one of the ones who wasted their stars too. So instead I'm marking this as a favorite in honor of the comment above.
|Spike Jonez |
Dear Hanna-Barbera, please bring back the Superfriends. We've already got scripts for the new first season. By "scripts" I mean it in the traditional Superfriends sense, a sentence scribbled on a bar napkin.
FUN! THANKS WONDER WOMAN!
Ah, life after TV but before video games.
Way to encourage the poor kid, Wonder Woman.
Is this the same land of Roberta Williams physics where rolls of tape are cat hair super magnets? I'm pretty sure you'd just end up with your pencil getting flung to the side and leaving a dot on the paper.
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