Dinanukht - 2009-04-07 "Did he talk to Adam and Eve before he wrote that I DOUBT IT."
"Somebody is seriously wrong."
"You could learn a lot in 900 years."
"The big ones were big, the little ones were little."
"There are all kinds of reasons for putting babies on the Ark."
"Noah probably never saw a Chihuahua in his life."
"We'd like to show our students how dumb you Christians really are. I said 'I would be honored to come for that.'"
"There is no absolute scientific proof that it [the Ark] is even on the mountain."
"The liberals are really good at getting us to argue about the wrong topic. They're always asking me 'should we be teaching creationism in public schools?'... there is another question we need to ask first: 'should we have public schools'?" [applause]
"Back in those days they called them DRAGONS."
"Man if you could figure out a way to kill a dragon you would be a hero."
"You don't believe in fire breathing dragons do you? OH YEAH."
.... and that's just the first half an hour.
UnderANeonHalo - 2009-04-07 I went to one of this guys seminars once, not as cool as you'd think.
ArgonautCock - 2009-04-08 If you made it past the first twenty seconds, you are some kind of man.
Dinanukht - 2009-04-07 Also: "Kids LOVE dinosaurs. And we've got to learn to use them to reach people with the Gospel."
Dinanukht - 2009-04-07 "There's a war going on, for Heaven's sake, FIND SOMETHING TO DO."
Camonk - 2009-04-07 Cryptozoology is a highly regarded theory amongst the homeless guys in Canada who threaten cops with knifes. Also doughy men from the internet with neckbeards
Helena Handbasket - 2009-04-07 I don't even need to watch all of this.
I can't either, holy shit.
IrishWhiskey - 2011-05-25 I'm pretty sure 2 hours 40 minutes of Hovind is recognized by the AMA as a cause of brain damage.
MaybeAFatGuy - 2009-04-07 -Roman swords discovered in Arizona with dragons on them
-Ancient stones depicting brain surgery and steam engines
-Marco Polo watched dragons pull chariots in China
There is so much crazy in here.
Scurrie - 2009-04-08 NATIONAL PORNOGRAPHIC I MEAN GEOGRAPHIC
GlennFinito - 2009-04-08 "that's not a part ofscience, folks!...
..The bible says...."
CharlesSmith - 2009-04-09 I hope some day "I dare you to watch this entire video" becomes a linked tag.