He's sold me on the idea.
You should get Garryied to a May.
I'm literally stunned up in this piece.
Before I watched this video, I thought I was straight. Then I listened to this guy talk. Now I think I'm This Guyosexual.
j lzrd / swift idiot
I'm not gay, I'm not gay, but I dance around in a gay gay way! I'm not gay, I'm not gay, but watching me dance will make you gay!
(This Guy has made you gay!)
|Caminante Nocturno |
Kill with a rock
What can you get wood from but is not made of wood?
I already HAVE wood made out of rocks, SMART GUY.
|Space Helicopter |
I invented the internet!
But it's made of wood...
|Frank Rizzo |
he/she should eat more meat and worry less about building rocks out of computers or whatever the hell he/she was talking about.
|Prickly Pete |
Hahahahaha. I haven't laughed out loud and something premeditated like this in a long time. Well done, fag.
Also, he's like a robot that somebody fed a lot of premises into and he's trying to compute them. And about 1:31 is where his programming starts going malfunctioning.
And yes, being a robot, he is in fact made out of rocks and wood.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Oh HEE HEE HEE!
Okay, wait, what?
Wait, now I'm confused.
who was he responding to?
I've had dreams like this.
NO PERIODS! ONLY COMMAS!
|Albuquerque Halsey |
COMBINE ARE MADE OF OUTER SPACE AND SCIENCE.
I am going to get married to a gay and a rock will marry us and there will plants there to make our computers in house outside of inner natural nature. And you are all invited but BYOR for all the food there will be there to eat.
... that wasn't natural.
|Hummana Hummana Hummana |
Close the internet; this wins it.
I should start killing plants with rocks...
|a flaming monkey |
That made sense to me.
I think the better argument for gay marriage is to keep this guy from getting married to a woman, and spawning children as a cover. This will keep the gay gene from spreading.
(It' s hysterical to use this argument against fundies. You can watch the conflict on their faces.)
j lzrd / swift idiot
Fundies don't believe the T. Rex is real.
They believe this while pumping gasoline.
They live a lie. I'm happy with that.
This was evil in a really sad way. See, this poor fellow has a variant of schizophrenia, not the paranoid kind but a subtype which causes the word salad and language skills to be wired improperly, so phrases like 'I can see I am going to lunch tomorrow as clearly as there are ice cubes in yesterdays freezer' etc etc.
Or, he could just be trying to fuck with the guy, but if so, he fails big time, because I just felt like he was stuck in the back of his head screaming 'please help me to stop talking' while he couldnt control or stop his outpouring.
Also, the distinctive lack of personal hygiene and awareness of appearance is another sign of schizophrenia.
5 stars of sad.
a flaming monkey
Schizophrenia? ...What the hell are you talking about? It's a joke. Nothing more. He's probably not even gay.
Have you seen the (already slightly infamous) video he's responding to? He's just making fun of that kid's rambling, disconnected train of thought.
And this one:
So yeah, he's not crazy, he's just From The Internet.
Okay, "allofthetrash" is officially awesome, per that last one.
This guy's also uploaded a ton of scenes from trashy Italian horror and giallo movies. MARRY ME YOU MAGNIFICENT STALLION
Oh YEAH? Well MY computer runs on beer farts and anger.
he looks like my friend eric who is also from vermont
|caged ant |
This needs to be autotuned.
it's the cadence of his argument that wins
Really a brilliant summation, and ends strong.
Oh. I see.
your computers made of technology!
I got garried to a may.
I'll bet he uses http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/modder-uses-hollowe d-out-log-to-build-computer
Kill the computers!
What wonderful thing did I just witness?
Frank Rizzo is angry that he became garried to a may by watching this video.
Okay so i just watched your video and gay marriage just got legalized in nevada and thats where i live so i thought i'd post a response because gay marriage is legal and im gay and im going to marry a gay. And you say in your video that gay marriage isnt natural but i dont think you know anythning about whats natural because you live inside a house and i saw pictures of you inside your room but i live outside in nature in the outdoors and you dont know what it is anything to be about natural because you eat food from the store and i eat food that i kill with a rock. i am a vegetarian and i eat plants but i kill all the food i eat with rock i kill plants with a rock and i make a computer thats made out of wood and i work on a computer thats made out of wood your computer's made out of technology so you shouldnt say anything about what it is to be natural and not to be natural because you dont know anything what it is to be natural but i live in vermont and i use a computer thats made out of wood and rocks. i eat computers that are made out of wood and rock and i use plants that are made out of computers and you dont know anything about what it is to be natural you should get married to a gay cuz im gonna get married to a gay and if you got garried to a may then you would learn anything about what it is to be natural. so if you want to learn anything about what it is to be natural you should go to the store you should buy wood that is made out of rocks and you should kill the computers with trees and then you would know anything about what it is to be natural and i dont know anything about what it is to be natural because im not gay and i got married to a gay. if you get married to a gay then you wont be gay anymore because the gays get married and they become straight because they are married to each other and marriage is between a man and a woman so one of them is going to turn into a woman or a man and if their either a woman or man and not either and they already and theyre gonna get married to a gay. so if you dont get married to a gay then you wont know anything about what it is to be natural and i'm gonna get married to the gay natural and gonna be made out of wood and to the gatural and the nay. and youre gonna get married to the gay to the natural gay and theruingeonoing apajack
Reading it and watching it have nearly the same effect.
I kept thinking man hes cute, I'd do him then it went all poor girl girl girl girl, so Im gay? But he looks like a dude, so I'm not gay? Wait what?
I thought "kids in the hall" stopped airing years ago?
|Three Gee |
i think this is a song we all sang in summer camp
Holy Shit. I'm almost sure that this is the guy from the band cAVE bEARS.
So how do we elect this person to congress?
The internet is not the same without C Bren.
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