|Louis Armstrong |
Hey! they got seagulls!
i want to invent something...
Previously, on Cleveland.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
Columbus is a much nicer city.
City? Columbus is more like a giant suburb, a festering wart on the ass of America.
pressed peanut sweepings
Right, Cleveland has a nice past. That's all it has. At least Columbus still has a potential future, if it learns from the mistake of allowing developments like Easton.
Columbus has many historic and cultural attractions including COSI, the original Wendy's, the Short North, Serpent Mound, and the Lion's Den.
Man, Cleveland needs to hire a less negative marketing company. Maybe the guy who did this just lost his wife in a messy divorce and his kid in a grisly car accident and his shit is just not together. But come on, guy, don't that out on Cleveland.
|Busby Berkeley |
In Cleveland I'm a MODEL!
This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland!
Cleveland leads the nation in drifters!
Hahaha, fuck you, dying Midwestern cities.
I lived in Cleveland for five years. I met lots of awesome people, but the town itself is a true shithole.
The mistake by the lake
The city that looks best in your rear-view mirror
... Or is it a viral ad for the new Seth MacFarlane show?
The next ad produced by these people featured the following narration:
"Yes, visit all of the wonderful locales in Cleveland like...um...give me a minute...uh...hmm......well there's the...I mean you can visit...AW SHIT [followed by 50 seconds of absolute silence]"
You can find some decent microbreweries but if you want to pay $60 to get drunk in Cleveland just go to the flats. Don't fall in the river, it's poison.
The Flats look like a Scoobie Doo ghost town, though.
I was completely unaware that Cleveland leads the nation in drifters, but now I'm educated on the subject! Thanks video!
haha fuck you cleveland
Blackstar will build a better Cleveland through the development of the Godseed Project
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I've never been, yet I feel five is not enough for this.
Way to go, Ohio.
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