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Desc:I refuse to believe this is real anymore... that's the only way I can possibly deal with this.
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Spanking, semen, cwc, Chris-Chan, deviant
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Millard - 2009-04-29
bakune young - 2009-04-29
follow up video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeeQxmdbK2Q

baleen - 2009-04-29

I can feel the cosmos.

NewHeavenSalesman - 2009-04-29
The best part of that is that in the end, you can visualize him wearing the Manos robes.

Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-04-29
It's like he has a brief moment of insight after he says, "her name is Ching Chong," as if he's processing that it couldn't possibly be a real name. Then he steams ahead anyway.

smoothbrain - 2009-04-29
I hope her last name is Bing Bong

Architeuthis Tux - 2009-04-29
I'm hanging onto my sanity by imagining that what he's saying is that he fills milk jugs with his semen and takes it to his local recycling center for disposal.
Cena_mark - 2009-04-29
Where did he get the idea of recycling semen? Does he actually think it'll find its way back to your testes after consumption? This is why we need sex education in public schools.

baleen - 2009-04-29
The Holy Bible.

Cena_mark - 2009-04-29
Though the Bible doesn't explicitly say that, I'm sure he might have derived the idea from it.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-29
He talks of its taste.

Welcome to the rabbit hole.

Deconvolution - 2009-04-29
I watched this video expecting Chris-Chan at his usual. I did not think that he could sink any lower than he already had, so I thought I was prepared.

How wrong I was.
How wrong.

Fuck you, internet.
rev.dinosaur - 2009-04-29
I must be weird because I have a better time imagining that there are a small number of people who are actually like this than I do considering that someone is doing this for kicks.
Cena_mark - 2009-04-29
Crazies like this always have existed. Thanks to the internet they are no longer hidden from society.
He's a lot like Robert Crumb's brother who shut himself in his parent's house and obsessed with Disneys Treasure Island.
Chris Chan is scary, and it'd be nice to think he weren't real, but he is.

themilkshark - 2009-04-29
Aye. I've noticed that watching tons of wrestling makes me have a keen eye for a "shoot" and that's what I call this.

Jefka - 2009-04-29
No real comment. No arbitrary star rating. Just a sincere request that people stop posting this shit. Thanks.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-01-29
Chris-Chan will never stop, and neither will we.

rustedmutt - 2009-04-29
What? WHAT!? No. NO NO NO.
Chizmurder - 2009-04-29
Yeah pretty much.

This is what my brain sounded like through this whole video:


rustedmutt - 2009-04-30
Yup. Oh, and with a long, resounding scream at the end complimented by sobs muffled with liquor.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-29
This is horrible.
futurebot - 2009-04-29
My impression is that he's a genuine prepubescent geek shut-in, but that he's also at least a little self-conscious and that the most extreme aspects of the Chris-Chan oeuvre, particularly everything sexual, are him playing off of the image for attention.

I don't think he eats his own semen, but I'm sure he realizes that saying that sort of thing gets people to talk to him. Still, 5 stars for the mystery.
baleen - 2009-04-29
"I don't think he eats his own semen,"

You are asking for it there.
I don't feel like sending it to you.
I don't think he cares about the attention so much as expressing his ideas in a forum completely disconnected from any social conscience or understanding of how the world works.

wtf japan - 2009-04-29
This man is 100% authentic. Everything he has said he has done, he has documented and uploaded to the internet.

My personal favorite is the nude Monty Python performance. Indescribable.

Hugo Gorilla - 2009-04-29
I didn't know how far the harassment had gone until recently. Leave this guy alone.
Cena_mark - 2009-04-29
You're preaching to the choir. I doubt any poe folks are messing with him.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-01-29
Agreed. Chris' story, like all great stories, (and yes, this should all be construed as an epic narrative) is predicated around its plot unfolding organically, without a million outside voices chiming in. Sure, he needs some guidance from time to time, but Chris is so much funnier when he's left to happily play in his own little world instead of moping quietly due to a completely legitimate fear of being taunted and harassed.

The line has definitely been crossed, and we're all paying for it. Chris is now seriously depressed, unable to do anything but mope and masturbate, and he should be on honest-to-god suicide watch. No fun for him, no fun for us, no fun for the taxpayers of Virginia.

glendower - 2009-04-29
Eating his own output is emblematic of the anime geek's deep-rooted narcissism. I wouldn't be surprised if this becomes common practice among his colleagues. I will, however, continue to be revolted.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-02
I disagree. I think he just didn't want to leave the house to buy half and half.

Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-04-29
The only thing keeping you here is you, Chris. Just walk away from the internet for a day, and you'll realize you can live without it. Or hell, just quit posting your attention whoring videos on YouTube, that'd be a nice step in the right direction.
Evilhead - 2009-04-29
This is the essence of POE. A true exhibit.
NewHeavenSalesman - 2009-04-29
I remember when I first saw Chris-chan's IMPORTANT MESSAGE video on his 25th birthday.

Jesus, has the internet warped this kid.
wtf japan - 2009-04-29
Me too, but I like to think the internet just helped him realize his potential.

StanleyPain - 2009-04-29
Chris Chan isn't a troll, he is just becoming more and more self-aware in a way that isn't working the way he thinks it is.

He thinks that continually showing himself to be a fucking deluded pervert who's taken in by fake e-girls and whatnot is making him a comic sensation across the internet that people are getting behind, like some kind of urban internet hero of comedy or something. He doesn't understand how to play that game, though, and what's happening is that he is basically puppet on the strings of the 4channers and all that. He thinks making videos like this shows him to have a sense of humor about his bizarre shit and that it defeats the people trolling him because they have nowhere to go, but considering all it takes is the slightest nudge from ED to get him to upload videos of himself fucking a cardboard cutout, it's not like he's going anywhere anytime soon.

Under other circumstances I would feel sorry for him, but for anyone whose "followed" the chris-chan saga from the beginning, you know what a dipshit asshole the guy is, aspergers or not, and so I could care less what the internet does to him.
Jeriko-1 - 2009-04-29
He's 100% real. I thought he was a troll too until somebody found a newsreel of Chris as a boy.

"Very special boy wins Sega contest. Chris suffers from autism..."

Winning that contest fucking ruined him, apparently.

8bitwintermute - 2009-04-29
no, not ever. I refuse.
oogaBooga - 2009-04-29
I was done reading the comments like I usually do on videos i'm not sure I want to watch...
And right as I hit play, internet exploder lives up to its name.

A sign? I dont think i'm going to watch it now.
Chip - 2009-04-29
This is my first and last Chris-chan video.

As I was listening to this horror, I was taking note of the fact that we have some of the same toys. Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God.

Is he holding onto that Playstation controller as a security blanket?
Xiphias - 2009-05-01
kill yourself

Nikon - 2009-05-20
@Chip I have a ps3. Caminante _really_ loves anime. Neither of us are stressed out by the mere coincidence that Chris-chan likes either of those things.

Hay Belly - 2009-07-26
He also has testicles Chip. You know what you have to do.

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