|Billy the Poet |
Commissioned by the Texas board of education.
CRITICAL CONDOM FAILURE
tried and failed?
No, tried and died!
IF THEY GIVE THEM TO YOU AT SCHOOL THEN THEY MUST BE SAFE
4:09 Abstinence is awesome! You'll be way cooler than all the other guys that are having sex with your girlfriend behind your back!
|Caminante Nocturno |
I guess the Christian rockers can't be bothered to play for the second guy.
The girl initiates the sexytime AND she has a condom.
....yeah, that happens.
The condom should've been apple-flavored, just to drive the theme home.
More than anything, though, the prettyboy seems to recoil at the touch of a woman, and he seems to be much happier being left on the side of the road at the end. Near a truck stop, I would imagine.
"No safe way anymore" implies that there was once a safe way. Christians should be getting to work retro-engineering that technology, toot-sweet.
Pretty clever having the girl be the aggressor though.
If it was the guy, their intended message would be drowned out by either the sleazy rapist factor, or the "them girls sure don't like having sex!" crowd.
"Have fun walking home to your parents' bible study group. I'll be somewhere else blowing someone cooler than you."
|Syd Midnight |
I simply enjoy the absurdity of a shitty ersatz cock rock song about being too scared to get laid.
This video presents a conundrum...
Clearly, he knows sex with her is potentially deadly. Where does this fear come from? One would assume that he has at least rumored knowledge about her whoring around.
So what is a good christian boy doing out with a known slut?
Or, if he knew she was a virgin (therefore making it OK to be seen with her), why would he be afraid of catching something from her? Wouldn't she be the "safest" thing he could do?
So... they're necking in HER car?
I think the problem wasn't his christian upbringing or personal beliefs. Clearly he has no penis, and was afraid she would discover his terrible secret.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
I'm pretty sure my school used this for sex ed.
The finger thing with the lyric "a little pleasure" is funny in so many ways.
I like not having fun--I like your idea of fun--our idea of fun. I like not having that.
I like the stinger, cause there's an 85% chance that guy had a great time. Those are good odds.
OK, Clark Kent needs to just get one decent blow job - wait, even a fucking hand job, and then he'll be hooked. Hooked on SIN!
I can't wait to play this for my Youth Pastor; that'll teach him to use condoms!
*GASP* A condom?! ww...wwhere'd you get that!?
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