|Hooker - 2009-05-20 |
Implausible tag? WTF? You obviously haven't studied the megashark.
|Fur is Murder - 2009-05-20 |
That is one rude flight attendant.
|kiint - 2009-05-20 |
dude that could totally happen
|Dicknuts - 2009-05-20 |
Just when you thought it was safe
|RomancingTrain - 2009-05-20 |
Could really stand to lose the first 55 seconds.
"I'm getting married in two days. If something happens to this plane and I die, I will hold your flight attendant ass responsible."
I wonder if his insurance covers this.
|Scurrie - 2009-05-20 |
no no no no no no no no no no no
|Tuan Jim - 2009-05-20 |
He was getting married in two days!
|Jefka - 2009-05-20 |
|Billy the Poet - 2009-05-20 |
Looks like we're going to need...
a bigger boat.
Hollow... as a 747.
|Wonko the Sane - 2009-05-20 |
The implausible tag refers to the odds of every singly aisle passenger having their seat reclined.
Oh. That makes sense, then. My apology, Anonymous.
|Clever Name - 2009-05-20 |
|Comeuppance - 2009-05-20 |
I'M GETTING MARRIED IN TWO DAYS
That's a pretty weak attempt at garnering empathy.
who randomly blurts that to flight attendants?
in fact, when do you ever SEE one those ladies that close to you?
I got food poisoning/pneumonia/mono while on a church group trip in high school, so I spent the last couple days holed up in the hotel room. I was all alone one afternoon when there was a knock at the door. I answered it, and there was this smoking hot blond MILF, who explained that she was a flight attendant and would be sleeping during the day and leaving for a flight late that night and wanted to alert her neighbors that it would be nice if noise could be kept to a minimum. I told her I was sick and wouldn't be making much noise myself. She smiled, thanked me and went back to her room. I thought to myself that this was just a bit odd, but didn't give it much though.
I'm not an adventurous man, and I don't regret many things in my life, but GOD DAMMIT.
You should have told her you were getting married in two days. Then she could have told you to please return to your seat and a giant fucking shark would have eaten your hotel.
|Pillager - 2009-05-20 |
Lorenzo Lamas &
In the same movie.
|zatojones - 2009-05-20 |
megasharks love the taste of jet fuel and aluminum
|JimL2 - 2009-05-20 |
Plane: "I'm explodin'"
Passengers: "We are mildly inconvenienced by this turn of events"
|poopskin - 2009-05-20 |
actually this is pretty much the reason I AM going to see this now. This is the first I've heard of it :)
|spikestoyiu - 2009-05-20 |
This would have also worked well as the first episode of Lost.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-20 |
What kind of memorial do you build to those victims?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Dude, a statue commemorating the plane being eaten by a shark in mid air. What else?
|StanleyPain - 2009-05-20 |
CAN'T FLY, SHARK'LL GET ME
|splatterbabble - 2009-05-20 |
If the last few seconds had "The Who" screaming during it, it would TOTALLY be a new episode of CSI: Miami.
|fatatty - 2009-05-20 |
This is one of those things that is so retarded it's awesome. And the script may have been based on drawings I made in 3rd grade.
|Rudy - 2009-05-20 |
One of the rare instances where "HOLY SHIT!" doesn't really convey the craziness of what is about to happen to you.
|Desidiosus - 2009-05-20 |
I thought fear of flying week was over!
|EvilHomer - 2009-05-20 |
Thank God there were no dogs on that plane.
|Squeamish - 2009-05-25 |
Fuck. I want this movie now.
No, you don't understand. I WANT this movie NOW.
|Geoff Marr - 2009-05-29 |
Starring Tom Hanks
|commandocucumber - 2009-07-28 |
and a bowl of petunias floated down after it...
|King of Balls - 2009-08-04 |
As described in a "Sally Forth" strip from a couple of weeks ago.
|tamago - 2009-11-28 |
I saw the title and I was still unprepared for that.
|exar_kun - 2010-01-31 |
Ripped from todays headlines.
|The Townleybomb - 2012-05-20 |
You really do still need to see the movie.
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