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Desc:There you go, no need to see the movie now
Category:Classic Movies
Tags:747, The Asylum, mega shark, giant octopus, implausible
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:05/20/09
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Comment count is 49
Hooker
Implausible tag? WTF? You obviously haven't studied the megashark.
Fur is Murder
That is one rude flight attendant.
kiint
dude that could totally happen
Dicknuts
Just when you thought it was safe
RomancingTrain
Could really stand to lose the first 55 seconds.
athodyd
do you have any idea what it means to establish a scene

blackmetallic
...and miss the Im getting married in two days comedy gold? Is a minute and change too much to handle?

Charles
"I'm getting married in two days. If something happens to this plane and I die, I will hold your flight attendant ass responsible."

I wonder if his insurance covers this.

Scurrie
no no no no no no no no no no no




NO
Tuan Jim
He was getting married in two days!
Cleaner82
Look, you don't understand. It would be really bad if I died right now.

mashedtater
key phrase

"WAS"

Jefka
JAWSOME
Billy the Poet
Looks like we're going to need...

a bigger boat.

YEEEAAAAAAAAH!
Camonk
I guess the wedding's... off.

YEEEEAH!!!

charmlessman
You see, a P-51 crashed into the shark's grandfather during WWII, so he's been plotting his revenge for decades now, eating and eating until he was big enough to take down a 747. Today, he avenged his grandfather. And yet somehow the victory seems hollow.

Charles
Hollow... as a 747.

YEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!

Wonko the Sane
The implausible tag refers to the odds of every singly aisle passenger having their seat reclined.
Hooker
Oh. That makes sense, then. My apology, Anonymous.

Clever Name
The Asylum.
Comeuppance
I'M GETTING MARRIED IN TWO DAYS

That's a pretty weak attempt at garnering empathy.
mashedtater
who randomly blurts that to flight attendants?

in fact, when do you ever SEE one those ladies that close to you?

never.

Dicknuts
I got food poisoning/pneumonia/mono while on a church group trip in high school, so I spent the last couple days holed up in the hotel room. I was all alone one afternoon when there was a knock at the door. I answered it, and there was this smoking hot blond MILF, who explained that she was a flight attendant and would be sleeping during the day and leaving for a flight late that night and wanted to alert her neighbors that it would be nice if noise could be kept to a minimum. I told her I was sick and wouldn't be making much noise myself. She smiled, thanked me and went back to her room. I thought to myself that this was just a bit odd, but didn't give it much though.

I'm not an adventurous man, and I don't regret many things in my life, but GOD DAMMIT.

socialist_hentai
here dicknuts, have some stars...

fatatty
You should have told her you were getting married in two days. Then she could have told you to please return to your seat and a giant fucking shark would have eaten your hotel.

Pillager

Lorenzo Lamas &

Deborah Gibson.

In the same movie.

5 stars.
Ashenblade
At first I thought you were going for a haiku.

Lorenzo Lamas
And Deborah Gibson are
In the same movie.

zatojones
megasharks love the taste of jet fuel and aluminum
JimL2
Shark: "Raaar"
Plane: "I'm explodin'"
Passengers: "We are mildly inconvenienced by this turn of events"
poopskin
actually this is pretty much the reason I AM going to see this now. This is the first I've heard of it :)
spikestoyiu
This would have also worked well as the first episode of Lost.
Rodents of Unusual Size
At least we know now who Jacob really is. THE MEGASHARK.

Caminante Nocturno
What kind of memorial do you build to those victims?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Dude, a statue commemorating the plane being eaten by a shark in mid air. What else?

StanleyPain
CAN'T FLY, SHARK'LL GET ME
splatterbabble
If the last few seconds had "The Who" screaming during it, it would TOTALLY be a new episode of CSI: Miami.
Charles
Stars.

fatatty
This is one of those things that is so retarded it's awesome. And the script may have been based on drawings I made in 3rd grade.
Rudy
One of the rare instances where "HOLY SHIT!" doesn't really convey the craziness of what is about to happen to you.
Desidiosus
I thought fear of flying week was over!

>:(
EvilHomer
Thank God there were no dogs on that plane.
Squeamish
Fuck. I want this movie now.

No, you don't understand. I WANT this movie NOW.

NOW.

NOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Geoff Marr
Starring Tom Hanks
kingofthenothing
this should be the whole movie. They could put that dumb Smash Mouth song that's in every kid's movie ever in the end credits for the extra "wtf?" factor. Everybody just died and they're all 'all that glitters is gold...'

commandocucumber
and a bowl of petunias floated down after it...
King of Balls
As described in a "Sally Forth" strip from a couple of weeks ago.
tamago
I saw the title and I was still unprepared for that.
exar_kun
Ripped from todays headlines.
The Townleybomb
You really do still need to see the movie.
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