Hooker - 2009-05-20
Implausible tag? WTF? You obviously haven't studied the megashark.
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Fur is Murder - 2009-05-20
That is one rude flight attendant.
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kiint - 2009-05-20
dude that could totally happen
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Dicknuts - 2009-05-20
Just when you thought it was safe
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RomancingTrain - 2009-05-20
Could really stand to lose the first 55 seconds.
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Charles - 2009-05-20 "I'm getting married in two days. If something happens to this plane and I die, I will hold your flight attendant ass responsible."
I wonder if his insurance covers this.
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Scurrie - 2009-05-20
no no no no no no no no no no no
NO
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Tuan Jim - 2009-05-20
He was getting married in two days!
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Jefka - 2009-05-20
JAWSOME
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Billy the Poet - 2009-05-20
Looks like we're going to need...
a bigger boat.
YEEEAAAAAAAAH!
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Charles - 2009-08-18 Hollow... as a 747.
YEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!
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Wonko the Sane - 2009-05-20
The implausible tag refers to the odds of every singly aisle passenger having their seat reclined.
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Hooker - 2009-05-20 Oh. That makes sense, then. My apology, Anonymous.
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Clever Name - 2009-05-20
The Asylum.
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Comeuppance - 2009-05-20
I'M GETTING MARRIED IN TWO DAYS
That's a pretty weak attempt at garnering empathy.
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mashedtater - 2009-05-20 who randomly blurts that to flight attendants?
in fact, when do you ever SEE one those ladies that close to you?
never.
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Dicknuts - 2009-05-20 I got food poisoning/pneumonia/mono while on a church group trip in high school, so I spent the last couple days holed up in the hotel room. I was all alone one afternoon when there was a knock at the door. I answered it, and there was this smoking hot blond MILF, who explained that she was a flight attendant and would be sleeping during the day and leaving for a flight late that night and wanted to alert her neighbors that it would be nice if noise could be kept to a minimum. I told her I was sick and wouldn't be making much noise myself. She smiled, thanked me and went back to her room. I thought to myself that this was just a bit odd, but didn't give it much though.
I'm not an adventurous man, and I don't regret many things in my life, but GOD DAMMIT.
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fatatty - 2009-05-20 You should have told her you were getting married in two days. Then she could have told you to please return to your seat and a giant fucking shark would have eaten your hotel.
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Pillager - 2009-05-20
Lorenzo Lamas &
Deborah Gibson.
In the same movie.
5 stars.
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zatojones - 2009-05-20
megasharks love the taste of jet fuel and aluminum
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JimL2 - 2009-05-20
Shark: "Raaar"
Plane: "I'm explodin'"
Passengers: "We are mildly inconvenienced by this turn of events"
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poopskin - 2009-05-20
actually this is pretty much the reason I AM going to see this now. This is the first I've heard of it :)
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spikestoyiu - 2009-05-20
This would have also worked well as the first episode of Lost.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-20
What kind of memorial do you build to those victims?
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-20 Dude, a statue commemorating the plane being eaten by a shark in mid air. What else?
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StanleyPain - 2009-05-20
CAN'T FLY, SHARK'LL GET ME
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splatterbabble - 2009-05-20
If the last few seconds had "The Who" screaming during it, it would TOTALLY be a new episode of CSI: Miami.
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fatatty - 2009-05-20
This is one of those things that is so retarded it's awesome. And the script may have been based on drawings I made in 3rd grade.
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Rudy - 2009-05-20
One of the rare instances where "HOLY SHIT!" doesn't really convey the craziness of what is about to happen to you.
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Desidiosus - 2009-05-20
I thought fear of flying week was over!
>:(
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EvilHomer - 2009-05-20
Thank God there were no dogs on that plane.
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Squeamish - 2009-05-25
Fuck. I want this movie now.
No, you don't understand. I WANT this movie NOW.
NOW.
NOOOOOOOOOOOW.
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Geoff Marr - 2009-05-29
Starring Tom Hanks
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commandocucumber - 2009-07-28
and a bowl of petunias floated down after it...
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King of Balls - 2009-08-04
As described in a "Sally Forth" strip from a couple of weeks ago.
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tamago - 2009-11-28
I saw the title and I was still unprepared for that.
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exar_kun - 2010-01-31
Ripped from todays headlines.
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The Townleybomb - 2012-05-20
You really do still need to see the movie.
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