This is a baffling and grotesque creature.

So that's where those wind up toys came from. the ones with the big feet that chatter along the floor.

It's adorable and then it shows the damp underbelly and it's terrifying. It's Adorafying?

That thing will tear your face off if you give it the chance.

That is not a real creature, that is an elaborate and well done special effect.

Imagine a horde of these things denuding the countryside, leaving nothing but dust and bones in their wake.

I want to see the giant sized version.

You need to put one in the middle of a group of really really stoned people and tell them it's from space.

Whoa! My mind has expanded so much tonight! Where do I get one of these?

Look at the goddamn dome on that thing! It's all head and feet. And I guess tail, too. Is this a pokemon?

Awwwww.

AHHHHHHHHH

Awwwww.

AHHHHHHHHHH

Awwwwwww.

AHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Something escaped from the experimental wing of the Muppet Creature Shop.

It's like having your own little Jedi master!

It's adorrible.

What video game did they pull this thing out of.

DAWWWWW

Drain you of your sanity
Face the thing that should not be

That thing freaks me the fuck out.

Five Stars!

Nature is awesome and owns my ass on a stick.

Five stars for making me go "AWW IT'S PLAYING WITH ITS TAIL!" before I even knew what I was saying

There is only one reason to have a scale like that, and it isn't to weigh your jerboa. Cute that he almost weighs an eighth though.

Just don't feed it after midnight, or it will turn into a Gremlin.

I was taking a sip of coffee when it fell off the scale and I almost did a spit take.

Awwwww. It's big black eye are saying to me, END MY PAIN MY EXISTENCE IS UNNATURAL AND EVERY MOMENT IS TORMENT awwwww, widdle fingy.

Whenever a rodent cleans itself frantically like that, it is a symptom of the creature being under extremely stressful circumstances. It is probably terrified of being thrown on a scale and having a giant mechanical predator eye shoved at it.

Also, earmites.

This is a muppet, I refuse to believe otherwise.

Also: 0:34

I just have no idea what in the mighty fuck I am looking at right now, but I know for a FACT that it is not of this earth.

Seriously, this thing must be an apex predator from the planet Gamma Cutie Phi VI, possibly the dominant species of the planet.

All hoppin' around like a Happy Meal Goomba

The scale, the paper-towel faux sterility, and the teeny-tiny syringe full of formula make me think that this is a zookeeper hand-feeding adorable behbeh jerboa in the comfort of his/her own home. It's probably a few days old, and the wet belly is probably because it doesn't know how to clean itself properly yet.

Super cute. I love its huge head.

It's almost like an animal of sorts!

HOLY FUCK HE FELL

THIS IS WONDERFUL

It is like a head on springs.

These days, this is my go-to clip when I want to interest someone in PoeTV

Someone put a rat on stilts!

I loved the little circle-hop-spin at 00:37.

Little Peter Lorre

That's a lethal dose of cute.