This is a baffling and grotesque creature.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
So that's where those wind up toys came from. the ones with the big feet that chatter along the floor.
It's adorable and then it shows the damp underbelly and it's terrifying. It's Adorafying?
Also, the way it stares into the camera near the end, it makes me think that it's going to suddenly open it's mouth to show razor sharp jaws and attack the camera man.
That thing will tear your face off if you give it the chance.
That is not a real creature, that is an elaborate and well done special effect.
Imagine a horde of these things denuding the countryside, leaving nothing but dust and bones in their wake.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I want to see the giant sized version.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
You need to put one in the middle of a group of really really stoned people and tell them it's from space.
|Lauritz Melchior |
Whoa! My mind has expanded so much tonight! Where do I get one of these?
Look at the goddamn dome on that thing! It's all head and feet. And I guess tail, too. Is this a pokemon?
|erection reset by queer |
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
Something escaped from the experimental wing of the Muppet Creature Shop.
It's like having your own little Jedi master!
|Caminante Nocturno |
What video game did they pull this thing out of.
Drain you of your sanity
Face the thing that should not be
That thing freaks me the fuck out.
|Rabid Vegan |
Nature is awesome and owns my ass on a stick.
|Goethe and ernie |
Five stars for making me go "AWW IT'S PLAYING WITH ITS TAIL!" before I even knew what I was saying
|wtf japan |
There is only one reason to have a scale like that, and it isn't to weigh your jerboa. Cute that he almost weighs an eighth though.
Just don't feed it after midnight, or it will turn into a Gremlin.
I was taking a sip of coffee when it fell off the scale and I almost did a spit take.
Awwwww. It's big black eye are saying to me, END MY PAIN MY EXISTENCE IS UNNATURAL AND EVERY MOMENT IS TORMENT awwwww, widdle fingy.
Whenever a rodent cleans itself frantically like that, it is a symptom of the creature being under extremely stressful circumstances. It is probably terrified of being thrown on a scale and having a giant mechanical predator eye shoved at it.
Kind of like when I talk to girls and I keep spitting into my palms and fixing my eyebrows.
|Wonko the Sane |
This is a muppet, I refuse to believe otherwise.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I just have no idea what in the mighty fuck I am looking at right now, but I know for a FACT that it is not of this earth.
Seriously, this thing must be an apex predator from the planet Gamma Cutie Phi VI, possibly the dominant species of the planet.
All hoppin' around like a Happy Meal Goomba
The scale, the paper-towel faux sterility, and the teeny-tiny syringe full of formula make me think that this is a zookeeper hand-feeding adorable behbeh jerboa in the comfort of his/her own home. It's probably a few days old, and the wet belly is probably because it doesn't know how to clean itself properly yet.
Super cute. I love its huge head.
It's almost like an animal of sorts!
HOLY FUCK HE FELL
THIS IS WONDERFUL
It is like a head on springs.
|Syd Midnight |
These days, this is my go-to clip when I want to interest someone in PoeTV
Someone put a rat on stilts!
I loved the little circle-hop-spin at 00:37.
Little Peter Lorre
|Babies Ate My Dingo |
That's a lethal dose of cute.
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