WHO WANTS DESSERT 
Sitting on a couch.
Talking.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT And thanks to Yoda's flying chair sometimes they walk somewhere and sit on a couch talking AT THE SAME TIME!
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Bort It's funny how Plinkett would go on about the repetitive blocking, right after the "Mary Worth" thing moved off the front page:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=88631
In a perfect world, those walking / couch discussions could have been blocked and framed like Mary and friends.
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Mister Yuck No he doesn't. He falls short of even that.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit What makes this even more depressing is that Lucas used to have real visual talent--he started out in avantgarde film and THX 1138, despite its many problems, is easily one of the most visually impressive films I've ever seen.
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dek863
Fuck yeah.
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badideasinaction
I've actually never managed to sit through all of episodes 2 and 3. I've sat through all of these reviews.
Five stars alone for part three where Plinket ends the death of a thousand cuts on the movies and starts dropping absolute bombs.
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Harveyjames
!!
'Stroke Guy'
I'm honestly tempted to watch this a second time which is certainly not true of Revenge Of The Sith
I remember seeing that film and being genuinely depressed by it. These reviews have given me a much-needed catharsis
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dancingshadow
Really !! NO foolin ? Well my new years plans just changed
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hornung
Plinkett must live in Madison.
He's drinking New Glarus beer, and his short fat bald man is actually Childress.
Go Pack.
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ShiftlessRastus
Dr. Zoidberg is right.
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BorrowedSolution
YES! Happy New Years, POETV!
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CJH
Admiral Bone-To-Pick
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Bort
So I guess it's true, the Nadine subplot is about showing how to seduce someone to the Dark Side convincingly.
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Jericho
yes!!! yes!!!
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memedumpster
Loses a star for replacing funny serial killer humor with boring product placement, loses another for Nadine having more screen time in the trailer for the review than in the actual review.
Totally phoned in critique too. He's right about the movie, but seems to have gotten bored with the presentation of his opinions.
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Mike Tyson?! I am not sure that product placement was real. Hmmm.
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memedumpster Mike, I know the product placement wasn't real, but it was still boring and not funny.
Fabio, yes. I know most people didn't like those skits, but I did, and so I do miss them when they're not there.
There are things we like, don't like, and really want to like but couldn't, and the punchline that he DIDN'T save money with Xerox qualifies as the third.
Fucking his cat, golden. More cat fucking, please.
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godot Review okay, but I kinda liked the premise of "Stroke Guy" as plausible evil character, better fleshed out in glimpses from these reviews than Vader is in 8 hours of prequels. This dropped that ball.
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FABIO Jesus, you're the people who wanted Venture Brothers to stop telling jokes so you could get more backstories.
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chairsforcheap
it's an easy target, but i'm astounded at how well he absolutely eviscerates this garbage film.
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Udderdude
This makes up for the episode 2 review kind of sucking.
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godot
My childhood officially ended with a pod racing scene.
These saved me from ever having to watch Ep II or III.
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takewithfood
I really, really hope that George Lucas has seen all three of these reviews. But I kinda doubt he has.
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SolRo I bet it pisses him off so much he throws the brick of hundreds, which he uses as a paper weight for other money, through the screen
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badideasinaction I'm still amazed these haven't been yanked for copyright violations. The only reason I could see that is maybe by doing so Lucasfilm would have to acknowledge that these reviews exist.
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RockBolt This is educational fair use, and blip.tv is probably more for the clip length than anything
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Cyberblah I know it's fair use, but that wouldn't stop YouTube from pulling it.
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RockBolt
Young Han Solo
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Valkor
Thoughts in no particular order:
Lucas watching these Clockwork Orange style.
Ebert admits that Plinkett is correct.
This particular set is the most brutal of the three reviews.
These videos do not violate any copyright laws.
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Paracelsus
Look at the shelf of Cliff's Notes the villain has on his writing desk at about 1:01. Asshole.
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Foux du Fafa
Great logic doesn't make a great film. Especially if it's an action film. But that's his main focus. I agree more with his points about tone, character motives and arcs.
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abeli$con
some americans were born in the 60s.
i wasn't
can't relate
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Squeamish
Screw the hatahs.
I liked it.
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