You know, just the other day I was using the internet. I clicked on a link and what jumps out of my monitor? A pamphlet from Vivid, a 1982 edition of Puritan and a bottle of Jergin's baby oil!
I told them that oil was in no way condom safe and they sulked away, but most children are too young to know that! A child would have ended up having unsafe sex right there in front of the computer. And if the computer had seen that, pretty soon that child would be all over the internet.
i imagined "that cat stole my child" in the "the dingos ate my BAHBAY" and then I read "internet divorce cheetah ..." hearing it in my head like some bad lawyer commerical and then bluiker's comment made me cry laughing.