OH YAHTZEE YOU'RE STILL COOL
ALSO: LADIES HE IS STILL NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!
NO IT DOESN'T IT JUST MAKES ONE STARRING MORE OBNOXIOUS AND LEADS TO COMMENTS FUNFIGHTS
i fucking hate yahtzee for every single detail of his persona btw.
admittedly this wasn't that bad and it doesn't deserve my ratings, I just don't have time to play games and I hate people that do.
nah he actually thinks i'm rad and is trying to copy my 1 starring
he thinks i am a member of the show radgirls
that would be some stunning insight if this was a sims 1 review
i bet yahtzee can get any fat, computer game playing chick he wants
Couldn't even make it all the way through.
Most mysogynists aren't gay, for pretty much the same reasons most of the virulent homophobes are. Hatred tends to be provoked by something you fervently desire being either inaccessible or shameful.
That pat statement leads me to believe that believe Yahtzee is sexually attracted to the Sims and all Sims style games.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
It reminds him of himself and his own failed dreams and desires. You're right.
Welcome to the only game in town.
you are a squawking parrot with pot tits, BBBS
He sounded like he'd been yelling a lot before writing the review.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
He kind of hit the existential nail on its head with this one.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The lack of a trilby in The Sims 3 will be remembered as its greatest failure.
|Sick Man |
Misogyny is no barrier to getting some pussy, Mr. Croshaw.
|Syd Midnight |
Not one of his best but I blame the game. I was personally stunned when he said "walkabout" because it reminded me that he's slowly turning into an Australian.
Seanbaby did Sims 3 article that was really good and he isn't funny anymore also, so the blame lies squarely at the foot of Yahtzee.
Yeah he's a British ex-pat. And Seanbaby was funnier because Seanbaby spent the whole article abusing Sims.
Yahtzee torturing Sims while cursing them like an angry God would have been better, he should have done that instead of an interview.
It was the middle of the night when I was watching my sims watch tv that I came to pretty much the same conclusion
|Tuan Jim |
|a flaming monkey |
Why doesn't he review virtual monopoly instead?
He covers all of the reasons why I was never able to get into The Sims perfectly.
DAVE SIM: GAME REVIEWER
This is one of the best ones he's done, if only because the "work/sleep routine" bit perfectly encapsulates why I hate The Sims.
It's like that one review where he got really racist, but seemed to get it out of his system
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
I laughed until a single tear ran down my cheek. People who didn't like this review are probably CHUDs.
Is it just me or does this guy talk fast? Hahahsl;kfjsl;dkafjl;aksjfdasdjkfl;k
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