I used to have panic attacks that made me fear I was falling into madness... Then I learned that schizophrenics generally do not know they are "crazy." Whew, crisis averted.
This lady does not know she is bat shit insane, but apparently all of her neighbors do, though.
Exactly what I was thinking.
The youtube comments are a riot.
When this video was in the hopper I clicked on the link fully expecting that crazy lady from one of the previous episodes.
After smirking through the first 4 minutes at what a loon she must be, my smile slowly faded until the end of the clip. That was when I closed down my window, and sat there for several minutes in a solemn silence.
Then I went to go take out the trash very quickly.
Shit I don't usually notice at first is usually pretty good at creeping me the fuck out.
That's why I can't watch Beck's "Devil's Haircut" video anymore.
There were PEOPLE and CARS on the STREETS on a TUESDAY AFTERNOON
THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT HER
MUST GET AWAY
I think she may be the reincarnation of Philip K Dick.
this is one of the best submissions in a long while.
"TERRORIST STALKING IN AMERICA"
I read up on this a little bit and from what I can gather (most of these people and authors are terrible, terrible writers and speakers) this "terrorist stalker" thing has something to do with community watch people (that is, people who all live in a neighborhood together) engaging in conspiracies to harass certain targets for a variety of strange reasons, possibly even to act as a sort of anti-anti-crime group...sort of reverse vigilantes who actually try to terrorize and destabilize neighborhoods in order to make it easier for people to harass and commit crimes on "normal" people.
It's easily one of the most complex conspiracy theories I've ever read into, next to maybe the whole "reptoid" thing.
If my landlord wanted to put poison in my kitchen faucet that means he'd have to fix the damn thing while he's at it.
PEOPLE were REACTING to me FILMING THEM. they're UP TO SOMETHING
|Space Helicopter |
So how many times do these people get laughed out of the police station?
back, and to the left, back and to the left...
THA SUGAH RAIN
Ive just bought a video camera, and now I can explore all of my psychotic tendencies.
Don't dispose of your fingernails in the garbage or they will clone you.
|Syd Midnight |
Imagine 2 of these people being neighbors, peeking through the curtains at each other with binoculars taking notes day and night. Eventually one of them would probably explode.
|Louis Armstrong |
The hubcapless car is a thing for nightmares.
|Raoul Duke 138 |
Ku Klux Klan: Check.
I'm suprised that she didn't mention the fact that there were TWO identical Pontiac Sunfires cruising around at the same time.
Sunfire=RUSE FIN (this is code for "Stop Operations")
The Pontiacs were sent as signal flags to warn the stalkers to stop their operations because they were spotted by this lady's camera.
GOD, you people are thick.
I completely lost my shit at "two more cars are about to approach"
I mean I could kind of see where she was going before that, but then I realized she was convinced that "CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET I AM CURRENTLY PARKED ON, THEY MUST BE STALKING ME!"
They couldn't know she was filming, so what were they staring at?
(A woman who had been sitting in her car doing nothing for 15 minutes? She's lucky one of them didn't come up to her and ask if she needed help.)
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