This man needs a hug.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Hug at your own risk.
If i ever get caught in a choke-hold by a bouncer now i know what to do, i can just pick him up by the knees and slam him to the ground. Thank you, unusually angry bald man!
I'm going to smash my phone right now, thanks Bas!
I'd trust this man with my children! He's very enthusiastic about teaching you how to cripple people!
"How about a heel-hooooooook?"
BA-DANG! BA-DANG! BA-DANG!
The Billy Mays of Violence.
Seriously, best dude.
Note that he slams his partner on the ground right next to wear the protective mat is leaning against the wall.
I should also point out, that I paused the video to write that. Then I saw the portion where he beats his opponent with said protective mat. I love this man.
Bas - To win a fight punch and kick the living shit out of everyone in the room.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Ok, kids, this is a prime example of why to never get involved in a fight with anybody who even slightly that looks like they've dedicated their entire life to training for that one glorious day they get to hand out some justice.
And if he ever loses his mind and goes like gang stalking man, we - each and everyone - are permafucked.
Or dedicating their life to competing in professional martial arts events.
Is his sparring partner even alive? He has such a placid look of acceptance on his face.
Seriously, what kind of life does he live where he needs these skills as much as he seems to?
He fought MMA and sells self defense tapes, as well as gigs like these.
Before that, he was probably in highschool, where he started being a jock. He hasn't stopped.
Previous to the MMA tournaments i think he was also a bouncer.
j lzrd / swift idiot
He was born from a skin eating fungus spore in a locker room and matured in a gym.
This guy is entertaining as heck in all his videos. I bet afterward they went for a sundae and canceled the hell out of that sundae with two spoons.
5 for Preload.
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I want to send this guy to Cingular's corporate HQ.
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