Finally, the stodgy sentimentalism of Jane Austen is punctured by something entertaining.
Those are some terrible attempts at English accents.
if he knew of the dangers in those lakes why did he decide to propose next to one? silly Regency period man!
he was just all nervous, wearing his fathers suits and proposing and stuffs.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Willoughby is NO GENTLEMAN to leave Marianne for a sexy sea monster.
|Persephone S. Tight |
Wouldn't this have worked better with Persuasion?
|infinite zest |
yeah it's too bad it's just a trailer for a book. I want a movie version of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies goddamnit
I'm glad to see(sea?, oh god, that's terrible, nevermind) that they're continuing this series. It might actually make me read the daunting Classics that I've avoided for years in preference of books about things that explode.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Mansfield Park of Terror
Emma and Dracula
Jude the Obscure Fighter of Elder Gods
|chaos owl |
you fuckin homos
Sense and Sensibility and LAKE Monsters, I believe.
|Grace Mugabe |
why not throw in some ninjas and pirates as well you faggots
One pander to the 'net generation at a time, please.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Because ninjas and pirates are more the territory of F Scott Fitzgerald and JD Salinger, smartass.
|Honest Abe |
sense and sensibility and dumb nerd faggots
I was hoping for Sense and Sensibility and the Terminator, myself.
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