the_clencher - 2009-07-28 Neuter mostly. The male nofer trunnions counteract the inverse reactive current with capacitively coupled variable reluctance. So there is little effect when mated with the turboencabulator. Conversely, the admittance of the female trunnions would be exactly 70 deg out of phase with the male due to the high k-value found in the gallium boride magneto flux windings. This only requires encabulation 43% of the time.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-07-28 Tell someone that you want one of these for your birthday.
What makes me feel guilty is that this how regular technology is to the baffled. We should take care of the technologically impaired people in our lives who drive with warning lights on or manage to download browser toolbars without blinking.
Or, you know, laugh like the bastards that we are.
Chibisuke - 2009-07-28 If I ran an auto shop I would make every new employee watch this, telling them they would be quizzed on it at the end.
GravidWithHate - 2009-07-28 "You will be directed to run a series of tests that will increase the billable hours for the service department, but serve no other useful function."
They did an abrupt shift from bullshit to brutal honesty right at the end there didn't they?