|Keefu - 2009-08-06 |
These are the things mankind will come to treasure.
|zatojones - 2009-08-06 |
You just got CAGED
|revdrew - 2009-08-06 |
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-06 |
Looking back, Johnny Cage was the best character in Mortal Kombat.
|kiint - 2009-08-06 |
by responding you are not ignoring
I know, that is my dilemma.
|poorwill - 2009-08-06 |
Your tax dollars at work.
Haha, yeah, those wacky video games paid for by our taxes.
You are straight up paint-in-mouth pants-on-head stupid.
I started out by trying to tie it into the OBAMA WILL TAX US TO PAY FOR ABORTIONS thing, but got lazy and I posted it before I properly fleshed it out or even made it make sense because I decided it wasn't funny anyway and would give a shit. I did not count on intense scrutiny from the eyes of my e-nemesis, Billy Joe Buttfuck Esq.
Anyway, this is fucking retarded and degrades us both. But especially you.
I GO AWAY FOR THREE DAYS AND THIS SHIT IS STILL HAPPENING!
Sunshine, you are not my nemesis. I had no fucking idea who you are, other than a spaz who started losing his shit after I one-stared an 8-second loop that lasted 3 minutes.
Sunshine, you are a diversion. You are a retarded leaf blowing gently in the breeze.
|Riskbreaker - 2009-08-06 |
They really ran out of ideas for the fatalities. Most of them in the last games just boil down to "punch the other character into pieces"
I always thought they erred by going more cartoony when they could have gone more disturbingly realistic (Manhunt comes to mind). Cartoony was fun in MK 1-3, but you can't mine anything indefinitely.
|zerobackup - 2009-08-06 |
MK aged so badly it's just hilarious at this point. Street Fighter is classy!
MK has all it's appeal based in the on-screen violence. In these day and age it has been greatly surpassed in that area. I tried to play MK2 the other day and it was awful, the controls are so stiff and just akward in every possible sense.
|Vestigial Johnson - 2009-08-07 |
poetv has ruined me. He did the sunglasses thing and I just heard "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
|Kumquatxop - 2009-08-07 |
writhe in my cage of vaginas
|bluiker - 2009-08-07 |
This makes me wish they'd remake the Mortal Kombat movie with Nicolas Cage as Johnny Cage.
Give it a couple of years and I bet he'd go for it, too
|Hooper_X - 2009-08-07 |
What, no "Ouch my babymaker" tag?
|EvilHomer - 2009-08-07 |
I'm strangely aroused by this.
|BOOSH - 2009-08-09 |
A masterpiece of art and culture on par with Virgil's lesser works
|Ruination - 2010-01-05 |
I like to think he is winking at the camera when he takes his glasses down, just before the last speed bag punches.
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