These are the things mankind will come to treasure.
You just got CAGED
|Caminante Nocturno |
Looking back, Johnny Cage was the best character in Mortal Kombat.
by responding you are not ignoring
Your tax dollars at work.
Haha, yeah, those wacky video games paid for by our taxes.
You are straight up paint-in-mouth pants-on-head stupid.
I started out by trying to tie it into the OBAMA WILL TAX US TO PAY FOR ABORTIONS thing, but got lazy and I posted it before I properly fleshed it out or even made it make sense because I decided it wasn't funny anyway and would give a shit. I did not count on intense scrutiny from the eyes of my e-nemesis, Billy Joe Buttfuck Esq.
Anyway, this is fucking retarded and degrades us both. But especially you.
I GO AWAY FOR THREE DAYS AND THIS SHIT IS STILL HAPPENING!
Sunshine, you are not my nemesis. I had no fucking idea who you are, other than a spaz who started losing his shit after I one-stared an 8-second loop that lasted 3 minutes.
Sunshine, you are a diversion. You are a retarded leaf blowing gently in the breeze.
They really ran out of ideas for the fatalities. Most of them in the last games just boil down to "punch the other character into pieces"
I always thought they erred by going more cartoony when they could have gone more disturbingly realistic (Manhunt comes to mind). Cartoony was fun in MK 1-3, but you can't mine anything indefinitely.
MK aged so badly it's just hilarious at this point. Street Fighter is classy!
MK has all it's appeal based in the on-screen violence. In these day and age it has been greatly surpassed in that area. I tried to play MK2 the other day and it was awful, the controls are so stiff and just akward in every possible sense.
|Vestigial Johnson |
poetv has ruined me. He did the sunglasses thing and I just heard "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
writhe in my cage of vaginas
This makes me wish they'd remake the Mortal Kombat movie with Nicolas Cage as Johnny Cage.
Give it a couple of years and I bet he'd go for it, too
What, no "Ouch my babymaker" tag?
I'm strangely aroused by this.
A masterpiece of art and culture on par with Virgil's lesser works
I like to think he is winking at the camera when he takes his glasses down, just before the last speed bag punches.
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