Comeuppance I WISH I WAS A LOT OF HORSES
WHEN CAN THIS HAPPEN
Camonk Willy is a real stickler for using "proper" subjunctive. Willy is an asshole.
Caminante Nocturno I heard that if you try to take money out of a wishing well, Willy comes out and takes your eyes! Just sucks them right out of your skull!
Xenocide Just as long as he sings a song about it first.
RoyCastle I want to be the guy in a tankini sucking dicks behind denny's! This is what I wish to be!
HankFinch Well, I got five dollars that'll make your dreams cum true!
Hooper_X Wishing Well Willy feeds on shattered dreams. He... he told me I could be Optimus Prime when I grew up.
That son of a bitch.
Lurchi You can even be Willy! Just major in theater.