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Desc:Poor little guy was injured in racoon attack; here are his new prothetic devices.
Category:Pets & Animals
Tags:turtle, lucky, legless, LEGLESS TURTLEgory
Submitted:infinite zest
Date:08/23/09
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Comment count is 17
Binro the Heretic
That turtle isn't legless.
twinkieafternoon
His girlfriend is a bitch.
Cleaner82
She's frustrated because his mounting days are pretty much over.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
"He just doesn't beat me into submission like he used to"

Cleaner82
Wleh! Wleeeh--! Wl-- fuck, this isn't working.

fluffy
Should have named him "stumpy."
BillFisto
Raccoons bit all my turtle's limbs, and his head, off. =(

Five stars for calling little coaster things "prosthetics", though.

And the inexplicably jolly music.
Tyrathca
+6 for the disgustingly pulsing fleshy flaps where his legs used to be.
-1 for the stupid music.
Hay Belly
Someone needs to make a video with just those things moving.

Hooper_X
He said "I want to live."

No, lady, he said EEEHN ENNNH EHHHHHN.

Which, if my Turtle-English dictionary is up to date, means "I AM A GODLESS ABOMINATION. I SHOULD NOT BEEEEE."
Ursa_minor
"I AM HAVING AN ORGASM"

James Woods
Can some explain to me why animal's with disadvantages are being named Lucky? I once heard fiddy-cent say he was the luckiest man Alice because he survived being shot 9 times. Well I've never been shot, not once, doesn't that make me more lucky than 50 cent?
James Woods
alive^^
8bitwintermute
Why did he not just pull his legs inside that shell
TeenerTot
And the raccoon died of starvation.
Syd Midnight
The turtle needs WHEELS, like a 2 legged dog. A pair of wheels and a little Volkswagen logo.
dead_cat
Correction, the turtle needs dual shell-mounted Tesla coils to repel future raccoon attacks.

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