|Banal Intercourse |
Do not skip to 5:56. You have to suffer through the first five and a half minutes of fake suspense to really enjoy this.
It's a journey.
Regis can't stand Trebek, or his damn talking beans.
What a shame
You have approximately a 25% chance of getting it right by blind guess-work. In that case, his reward/risk ratio was virtually 1:1. Maybe if he did go to business school he'd have realized that was a stupid bet.
I'd have had sympathy for him if he weren't such a prick
|Rum Revenge |
The audience doesn't know. The audience never knows.
LBJ should have had a "beer" button. It would be great in times of racial tension.
Or a "grape soda" button.
Maybe they didn't care if he lost. I know I didn't.
maybe they wanted him to lose. maybe the yahoo thing was on purpose.
It's hard to gloat over a guy who still made K.
there's a gun with a bullet backstage, bye now!
well, fuck. who was the mystery guest?
THA SUGAH RAIN
meredith viera or however you spell it, came out and told regis that he was the mystery guest. Regis then refused to use any lifelines and got the correct answer, donated the money to his old high school.
|Dutch Oven Fresh Pie |
He looks like he needs to get his face punched, so if this hurt almost as much, everything worked out okay.
Schadenfreude tag please
It's not so much that he missed it. The final questions are usually shit no one would ever know unless they just happened to come across it in some obscure factoid book.
It's his extreme douchiness making him think it's a good idea to take a blind stab at it instead of walking off with the 0 grand like a normal person.
*leaning back, looking stupid*
"I don't even know what that means, I'm just saying..."
*Fake Regis laugh*
That guy was trying so hard to be smug and not admit he didn't no it. God forbid he walk away and take his 500,000 dollars. It seriously was impossible for him not to grin like a retard and sit back, with his legs leaning up, his finger across his face, trying to look deep in thought.
|Freeman Gordon |
I despise myself if I knew the answer on this one.
I'm surprised that Yoo-Hoo got the most votes. There is dairy in it; it's sealed and pasteurized. You can't just throw it in a keg under somebody's desk.
But they were buttons for ordering it, presumably as in "hit a button and a someone brings it in a few seconds later".
Typically his dead-eyed stare is very effective in helping him get whatever he wants.
Mystery taught it to him.
I thought "anything but Fresca" since I had this mistaken notion that Fresca didn't exist back then.
God help me I knew the answer to this one. I don't know where I learned it, but I knew it.
|Testicles of Doom |
Well, it's still K more than he had when he got there.
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