When i was about four years old i stuck a small pair of scissors in a power outlet and got an electric shock. It made me a man! It also made my hair stand up.
So, in conclusion, child proofing is for pussies!
Konversekid I'm a strong believer in letting everyone, especially children, learn from their mistakes.
Camonk "Oh hi you just caught me babyproofing a drawer four feet off the ground, because my baby is huge. Basically it is the baby from Spirited Away. Wasn't that baby crazy?"
mashedtater four stars? what more did you want silly goose?
Camonk Honestly the part at the end about seek medical attention over and over stopped being funny.
Hooker This banana is a choking hazard. It's designed to get caught in a baby's mouth.
dueserpenti Baby-proofing never made sense to me because it assumes that making babies is such an arduous and unpleasant process that I will go to great lengths not to have to do it again.
mashedtater i like how agitated baby proofing his house becomes....
did a court order this?
phalsebob Is this a 9 pound dildo? Every year I see kids knocked out by 9 pound dildos.
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