|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-09-10 |
the most white people-y of all white people tags
These guys are so much worse than juggalos.
|endlesschris - 2009-09-10 |
2:36 - when he does that horrible Khaki shorts polo shirt halfassed rock jump...
That is the moment good music died forever.
|BOOSH - 2009-09-10 |
whiter than a million suns ablaze
|The Townleybomb - 2009-09-10 |
Oh man are Aunt Ginny and that accountant guy she's dating going to cut loose tonight!
Extra hate because Buffet used to be a regular at the bar I worked at after college, and he was legendary for being nasty and a lousy tipper.
|hornung - 2009-09-10 |
Can't rate, too much hate.
When I was in high school, Buffet was so huge in my city that he would sell out 5 nights in a row of the local amphitheater.
I can't stand puns.
|teethsalad - 2009-09-10 |
|mon666ster - 2009-09-10 |
I never realized how truly awful this man is until right now.
|glasseye - 2009-09-10 |
|Camonk - 2009-09-10 |
Great, now I hate margaritas and parties. Thanks old, boring white people.
margaritas are a waste of good alcohol. parties with these people are a waste of everything.
You're doing it wrong. You don't put good alcohol in a margarita.
|revdrew - 2009-09-10 |
There's a Cheese Burger in Paradise in my town. I think I'm required to torch it now.
Also, WHAT HELL SOUNDS LIKE tag, please.
Already in there, but not showing up. I don't know how the side prioritizes tags, but if there are more than 4 or 5 not all of them are displayed.
The "alcohol poisoning" tag is hidden, too.
You're only allowed five tags.
|Jeriko-1 - 2009-09-10 |
Ugh, yeah. Cincinnati is the Parrot Head Mecca. Fat, obnoxious, drunk, SUV driving Republicans in loud clothing.
Pretty much interchangeable with Teabaggers.
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-09-10 |
One time, I got hired to do some temp work at a boating supply shop.
There was only one album on the overhead, and it was Jimmy Buffet.
I lasted almost exactly four hours before quitting. The temp agency explained that it happened frequently.
|memedumpster - 2009-09-10 |
Five stars for a clip that made me exclaim in anger "why the fuck do I have my speakers up so loud!?" Now I know the secret of how Buffet destroys better music.
Also, I have said it before and it needs repeating... military service makes you like this music.
|joyofdiscord - 2009-09-10 |
Just carpet bomb the entire area plus a mile in all directions just to be sure.
|Hooper_X - 2009-09-11 |
Jimmy Buffett: The KISS for 40-something middle management types whose sole pleasure in life is sitting in a lawn chair, drinking themselves into a stupor, and desperately wishing they had any life other than their own.
I might like him slightly more than KISS. I've heard his first album was a pretty solid piece of early 70s outlaw country, anyway.
|Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-10-02 |
Oh no! People are having fun doing something that doesn't involve video games! NERD RAGE!
That said, I couldn't endure the clip - the man's music is genuinely awful.
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