seriously, turn off the fucking annotations before you view it, unless you're really interested in some autist's extensive discussion of how you can phase through blocks if you strike just the right combination of falling objects at the exact moment when Mario's pixels touch the 16th row of the floor or some stupid crap.
Otherwise, neat to watch in that Kaizo way, except even cheaper, because you have to explicitly abuse the game to win.
That wasn't meant to be a reply I was going to reply how you should ALSO mute the sounds before the tedious sound effects dig out your brain with a melon-baller.
|Goethe and ernie |
Jesus fucking christ who makes these things? Who plays them?
Goethe and ernie
Wait, I know the answer to this, it's self-diagnosed autists isn't it?
I had a computer program on my PC called Lunar Magic that let you make levels for this game. Since I really suck at Super Mario World, I made "Mario You Can't Lose". It was three levels long. One level involved taking one step, falling down a hole and landing on the goal tape.
|Simian Pride |
Now do it without save states.
I tried playing two player SMB3 the other day with a friend. We continued six times before we got halfway through World 1.
Mother_Puncher and I once decided we were going to tag-team SMB3 and beat it one day. We kind of did it the easy way by getting 99 lives and the warp whistles. So anyways, we're in world 8, we've used two of our three warp whistles and of the 99 lives we had we now only have about 26. We have been struggling with world 8 for about an hour and a half, most of which has been spent on Bowser's castle. We just keep trying and trying, and still we keep dying and dying. My girlfriend, who has been watching us play this whole time, asks if she can give it a shot. Keep in mind, she's not very good at Mario games. She doesn't even run. But we figure, eh, we've got twenty something lives left, what's the worst that could happen, right?
We hand her the controller, and she promptly hits B, then A, using our last warp whistle and taking us back to the world select map, undoing the last two hours of work we just did. It was about five minutes of screaming before we could actually begin to form coherent words.
I killed her for it.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
"You think this is unfair?" Said the devil. "Well, if you can beat Super Mario you can have your soul back," and with a wicked grin, "or spend eternity trying to BWAHAHA."
[game begin tune] da da DA!
|infinite zest |
4:06 - how do you do this?
I mean, he explains it in the video, but I've never been able to do it right :(
|Freeman Gordon |
Hard mario levels are so hypnotizing. The harder the better and more satisfying for the viewer!!
Well I have to strongly disagree there good sir. But I respect your view.
fucking mario physics
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Super Mario Physics Violator!
Is this seriously the only video with the "Turn off annotations before watching" tag?
At around 4:30 it stops being fun. At around 8:30 your eyes start to bleed.
Picking up two items at once? Fuck you too.
This makes Kaizo Mario look like regular Mario
I really wish he'd explain how he does this in more detail.
This is amazing, I'm amazed. I would have killed to be able to do this about twenty years ago. I stopped at 3:20ish, which is when he died. Felt it was appropriate.
this hurts my soul
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