|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
There's literally nothing in this world that'll keep me from masturbating.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Obama: I'm talking to you, Nina!
All five stars are for the end.
One load per tower.
This is a Louis CK joke - You can tell how bad a person you are by how long after 9/11 you waited to masturbate - for me, it was between the first and second tower falling down.
I forgot that it was 9/11 on 9/11, and honestly I jerked off. But once I remembered what day it was, I didn't do it any more.
when i was younger, i wary of masturbating on holidays like christmas or easter. not so much anymore.
The internet would riot of redtube, youporn, and all the rest went down to observe the occasion.
|William Burns |
I rub one out every time The Onion is funny again.
"It's 9/11. Shame on you."
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