|buttnutt - 2009-05-13 |
I forgot that Obama was part of Hawaii's state legislature
|Muddy Mae Suggins - 2009-05-13 |
When will America stop it's unyielding discrimination of true Christians?
|RomancingTrain - 2009-05-13 |
Matthew 6:5 - 7
5. And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites [are]: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen [do]: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
Fuck you Jesus, I'll pray where I want, when I want!
MORE LIKE 9/11 DAY AM I RIGHT?
Fun fact: Islam Day is a totally meaningless feel-good proclamation by the Hawaii legislature and absolutely no public festivities of any kind are planned.
|Hooker - 2009-05-13 |
I wouldn't rape Michelle Malkin, but that's only because she's not attractive.
|Xenocide - 2009-05-13 |
Obama refuses to make his religion into a commercial! HAS HE NO DIGNITY.
Also: Cinco De Mayo! He likes the Mexicans!
|sosage - 2009-05-13 |
"Isn't it all politics? ...for whatever reason it's deemed 'not cool' to showcase your religion?"
Separation of church and state. Separation Of Church And State. SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE YOU FUCKING FUCKS!
|lordpotato - 2009-05-14 |
Jesus Christ, I didn't even know there was a National Prayer day. Apparently it's been around since the 1950's, along with the pledge of allegiance in school and "in god we trust" on our money...
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE YOU FUCKING FUCKS! +1
|rev.dinosaur - 2009-05-14 |
I'll use the "d word": Michelle Malkin needs a good deep dicking.
|KnowFuture - 2009-05-14 |
It's because he doesn't want people to know he's praying to Communist Muslim Satan for the downfall of America and forced buttsex for all.
Sarcasm, dear boy. Sarcasm.
|manfred - 2009-05-14 |
Don't Asian people usually worship their own Moon Gods? Why is she defending the Jebus-crowd with such vigor?
|lokibolp - 2009-05-14 |
And in the King James? Why not?
"But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."
|Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-05-14 |
I cannot get over how blatantly the right wing promotes the exact opposite of any type of real and good virtues Christianity has, then cloaks itself in a screaming frenzy of accusing anyone who doesn't do whatever they say as being the enemy of freedom and 'good Christians'.
It almost makes me believe they really are fucking reptile people and when the set is over Michelle Malkin pulls her face off and consumes a handful of gerbils.
Given that her default facial expression appears to be a sort of lips-pulled-back, teeth-bared snarl, I am completely unsurprised.
(Also: I reiterate - the only people who complain about "political correctness" are the ones who are mad that being racist/sexist/homophobic is no longer acceptable in public discourse. WHY CAN'T I TELL MY AWESOME SPIC JOKE? GODDAMNED PEE CEE LIBBRULS.)
|StanleyPain - 2009-05-14 |
The thing to remember about Malkin is that, even moreso than Ann Coulter, she is largely putting on a show of being batshit crazy just to keep her paychecks rolling in as a tried and true right-wing pundit/author/blogger/whatever. This isn't to say she isn't at least somewhat legitimately bugfuck insane, but a lot of her over the top bullshit is obviously to just keep re-establish her position in the wingnut food chain and make sure people still pay attention to her.
She's also the pasty, flabby, middle aged white republican's dream woman. It's all their values combined with their "love you long time" obsession.
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-05-14 |
Observation of the Holy Communion in private is against my freedom to sacrifice the comeliest of heifers to Mithras, and I'll have none of it.
|futurebot - 2009-05-14 |
Funny how she debunks her own anti-Christian conspiracy at 1:10-1:30
|phalsebob - 2009-05-14 |
I can't believe he's not doing what Bush did for eight years. Don't mess with success Obama!
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-14 |
Every time I see Michelle Malkin I can honestly see her in a straitjacket yelling at orderlies at the top of her lungs.
And no, not for any kinky reasons.
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