revdrew      I'm impressed.. they made it through the trailer without any Obama or "Yes We Can" jokes in broken Engrish.
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Riskbreaker How lonely, or insane, one has to be to play hentai games?
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zatojones a new level of lonely called "Japanley"
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Caminante Nocturno      That is the greatest plot to anything ever. The fact that it's all just a setup to have sex with some girls (one of which is a female version of Putin) has a lot to do with it.
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zatojones      wait, why is the president of Russia a little girl?
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revdrew Because all of their prime ministers suck and they know it.
Except for that one with the cool hair. He still sucked but at least he had nice hair.
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Nikon The cool hair guy could also cover Elvis songs reasonably well, so he gets a bonus point for that.
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chumbucket      using the ever-popular Enterprise bridge design and panda
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Nikon      I love the ultra-serious voiced narrator. I wonder how many takes were required to keep him from chuckling or otherwise cracking up.
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Sick Man      No, no that take was perfect. I've got an appointment with a bottle of whiskey, guys. Good luck with this, ah... whatever this crazy shit is. Hope you sell a lot of it.
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Xenocide TO MAKE ENDS MEET, THEY BRAINWASHED ALL OF MANKIND
Ha ha! The crazy things you've got to do to pay your bills, huh?
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Sick Man Did he say the "lo-[bleep] aliens"?
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Redlof      Narrator's sounding a bit like Casey Kasem to me.
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BHWW      I'm sure there's a group of dedicated Japanese fetishists out there whose whole "thing" is fantasies about a female version of Vlad Putin.
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Xenocide      Why isn't the president a hot black chick? Japan needs more cartoon porn where there's hot black chicks who live in the white house and are named Michelle.
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StanleyPain      Seems like an overly complicate setup just so you can fuck children.
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memedumpster      Oh, thank god, there's a talking panda, now everything will make sense.
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Jet Bin Fever      In case you didn't notice, the one with the slightly bigger boobs is his sister. Keep em coming Japan!
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Andrew!      is that an evil Jewish man shooting lightning out of his hands at 311????!!!!
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garcet71283      This is evidence that the American porn industry doesn't try hard enough.
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Zarathustra00      This video and the entire game's premise/possibility of being real have left me so confused that my defense mechanism to not having a proper reaction kicked in. Now take my stars while I try to stop giggling hysterically.
On an unrelated note, is the last tag erroneously showing up as linked for anyone else?
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PurpleXVI      Oh man. This is 5-starred and favourited just for the fucking narrator. Holy balls. He sounds like the super-serious guy who does all the American action movie trailers.
If this wasn't a hentai game I would play the hell out of this. I know Japan would manage to do SOMETHING incredible with it.
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JimL2      The text at the end seems to say that this game will cost 9,240 yen (~$100 USD). Can someone who reads kanji confirm? And can someone who doesn't have a fever confirm the rest of this?
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Nikon It is indeed 9,240 yen.
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erection reset by queer      OH FUUUCK
This scenario is too dangerous
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