I'm impressed.. they made it through the trailer without any Obama or "Yes We Can" jokes in broken Engrish.
How lonely, or insane, one has to be to play hentai games?
a new level of lonely called "Japanley"
|Caminante Nocturno |
That is the greatest plot to anything ever. The fact that it's all just a setup to have sex with some girls (one of which is a female version of Putin) has a lot to do with it.
wait, why is the president of Russia a little girl?
Because all of their prime ministers suck and they know it.
Except for that one with the cool hair. He still sucked but at least he had nice hair.
The cool hair guy could also cover Elvis songs reasonably well, so he gets a bonus point for that.
using the ever-popular Enterprise bridge design and panda
I love the ultra-serious voiced narrator. I wonder how many takes were required to keep him from chuckling or otherwise cracking up.
|Sick Man |
No, no that take was perfect. I've got an appointment with a bottle of whiskey, guys. Good luck with this, ah... whatever this crazy shit is. Hope you sell a lot of it.
TO MAKE ENDS MEET, THEY BRAINWASHED ALL OF MANKIND
Ha ha! The crazy things you've got to do to pay your bills, huh?
Did he say the "lo-[bleep] aliens"?
Narrator's sounding a bit like Casey Kasem to me.
I'm sure there's a group of dedicated Japanese fetishists out there whose whole "thing" is fantasies about a female version of Vlad Putin.
Why isn't the president a hot black chick? Japan needs more cartoon porn where there's hot black chicks who live in the white house and are named Michelle.
Seems like an overly complicate setup just so you can fuck children.
Oh, thank god, there's a talking panda, now everything will make sense.
|Jet Bin Fever |
In case you didn't notice, the one with the slightly bigger boobs is his sister. Keep em coming Japan!
is that an evil Jewish man shooting lightning out of his hands at 311????!!!!
This is evidence that the American porn industry doesn't try hard enough.
This video and the entire game's premise/possibility of being real have left me so confused that my defense mechanism to not having a proper reaction kicked in. Now take my stars while I try to stop giggling hysterically.
On an unrelated note, is the last tag erroneously showing up as linked for anyone else?
Oh man. This is 5-starred and favourited just for the fucking narrator. Holy balls. He sounds like the super-serious guy who does all the American action movie trailers.
If this wasn't a hentai game I would play the hell out of this. I know Japan would manage to do SOMETHING incredible with it.
The text at the end seems to say that this game will cost 9,240 yen (~$100 USD). Can someone who reads kanji confirm? And can someone who doesn't have a fever confirm the rest of this?
It is indeed 9,240 yen.
|erection reset by queer |
This scenario is too dangerous
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