1:54 her brain nearly melted
aside from those 4 seconds, i missed the entertainment value of this video.
(also loses stars for being an annoyingly long, boring video and being told to 'wait for it')
pretty fucking evil.
|Mister Yuck |
Just... layers on layers man.
"God chose me"
Great, god keeps trolling the human race, he must be bored lately.
So what she's saying is, she's Miss Heaven and doesn't need the crown of mere mortals.
I guess I hadn't realized that when they "politically correct" they mean "respectful of the rights that others derive from their humanity."
Five years ago I could type a complete sentence without making typos, or at least spotting them before I committed to it. Too much internet rots your brain, I'm certain of this now.
Come on man, keep it together. Just slow down and take your time.
I often catch myself typing a "lol" or a "rofl" here and there on other websites but lets be honest how do you convey that you are laughing without an equally annoying "hehehehe" ?
|El Zapatista |
You have to admit, she had the audience rolling in the aisles with laughter.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Well that's one minute of my life I will never get back.
Uhhg. Aren't there conservatives out there that are embarassed by this sort of shit? There have to be.
You mean Ron Paul voters? I guess they would be, but they're kinda quiet since they can't win an election in this country unless they vote with the teabaggers, instead of against them.
|Sick Man |
"This past weekend, Prejean spoke about the injustice of earthly beauty pageants and why she can't wait to die (or something) before a rapt audience. If her eyes look a little strange in the clip below, don't be alarmed. The bundle of pink cotton candy in her cranial cavity is slowly petrifying, leading to a permanently startled look. "
|Poor Excuse |
I thought being cross eyed made you automatically ineligible for the crown.
She plays the victim, but this is exactly what she wanted.
She still suffers from the delusion that people give a shit about anything she says?
Sweetie, the only ones listening to you are old men who just want to store away the memory of your mouth moving so they can call on it as they jack off to your fake-boobed, bleached-blond internet photos in a haze of viagra.
The problem is that there are people who still care about what she says or she wouldn't be hired for this.
p.s. Because god and put her here to lose the crown but she gets one when she fucking dead and blah blah blah... *sniff
|Sammy Barnathan |
She sounds like an important person.
lady stick to making money with your tits
I'd like to know what crazy thing she said, but don't feel it's worth the 5 minutes of googling.
That's not what he meant, Tamago.
"Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. You know what, in my country, in my family, I think I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But thatís how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman."
And she was fired for breach of contract involving nude photos and just being a loose-cannon cunt, not for her stupid opinion.
Immediately after she lost Miss USA she started doing stuff for NOM and was invited to a bunch of places to talk about how knocking "opposite marriage" makes you a martyr.
Essentially she was passed up for a promotion at work, and then took every opportunity to her to badmouth her bosses in public. So they canned her. Plus, politics and pageants don't mix. The whole point was that she *wasn't* supposed to have an opinion, at all. Zatojones summed it up perfectly.
Palin/Ms. California 2012
You know you want it.
The scary thing is, I know people who would vote for that ticket. My mom, for instance.
|Goethe and ernie |
I really hope something traumatic happens to her
|Koda Maja |
Sorry lady, but God's just not that into you. (I heard a rumour He's gay.)
|Glenn or Glennda |
Honey, it's a beauty contest. Most women who lose beauty contests lose because their legs are too skinny or their tits are too big. If you lost because you and the judge disagreed about something, that's not an actual injustice. Get over yourself.
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