|James Woods |
Jesus was a homeopathologist. That's how he "turned" the water "into" "wine".
In my town there is a single clinic but it has some corporatey name like "wellness center" or something. A homeopathologist capitalized on this by moving into the same offices and putting up a big sign that says clinic. The town has a large elderly population.
Evergreen State College.
shit I meant alumnus, goddamit that place did suck! can't even teach me to write no good
I almost went there, but then I didn't!
I met Lynda Barry two weeks ago, though. But I was at work so I couldn't be all "HEY SIGN MY COPY OF ONE HUNDRED DEMONS OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE." I also resisted the urge to ask if Matt Greoning is good in bed. It would ruin the surprise for me anyway.
A degree in baloney would be much more respectable.
the full ingredient list is only discussed at the doctorate level.
The diploma would be printed on a big piece of lunch meat.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"You've got a degree in baloney" is something I've always wanted to say to someone.
sugar pills with a drop of water
For some reason I have an urge to get this as a tatoo.
|The God of Biscuits |
HEY GUYS AIDS DOESN'T EXIST JUST TREAT IT WITH SALINE.
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