THA SUGAH RAIN I don't want to be so old that sex loses its appeal and the only thing to do while waiting to die is build entirely functionless trinkets that my grandkids will try to turn into bongs.
Bindar_Dundat Shouldn't the elves be doing this sort of thing?
Menudo con queso He is an elf, that's what they look like after being subjected to the American diet composed exclusively of reconstituted high fructose corn syrup.
pastorofmuppets There's a little window, after you aren't getting laid but before it's been so long you get pissed off at the world, where you can just get shit done. Also, ritalin helps.
joyofdiscord This guy should have won the Nobel Peace Prize. All nations could be finally united in our love for the wooden whirly-bird machine. Also, sweet Jesus that must take some serious forearm muscle to crank.