Is it sad my first thought was "At least the sign says just to impeach Obama"?
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Okay, I just had a micro-epiphany that led to a few more. I was just looking at this guy's funnylooking face and I looked at those wacky shades, and wait WAIT WHAT ARE THOSE YELLOW RECTAN.... HAHAHAHA!! IT'S A NOTEPAD!
So I was like, "So THAT'S how they do it!" It explains so many things! It's like the difference between songwriting and freestyle! These People cannot enunciate a single coherant thought, for any of one or more reasons, unless they try to write it down on paper! But since coherant thought being beyond their abilities is the single largest reason they can't engage in discourse, their attempts at writing down their <s> Train </s> Articulated Bus of Thought leads invariably to word soup with a side of <s> Train </s> Articulated Bus Wreck.
These people need to hire speechwriters. Good ones. Good ones willing to hold the subversiveness down to a very minimal flow.
But really, a yellow legal pad? Gawrsh.
Surely Ben Stein can throw these guys a life preserver. Noticing the note pad was brilliant.
I had a few thoughts while watching this.
First, nothing drives people to war faster than the threat of peace. Second, "Bomb the Swiss" is the funniest thing I've ever imagined on a t-shirt. Third, Poe's Law.
Oh yeah, Poe's Law definitely. This guy is like the fucking limit as x approaches infinity in regards to Poe's Law.
I don't think he's really a pastor, but he does have a lot of goofy fucking characters and he's a rather terrible actor. Also, there's several videos that show his disdain for Obama, so I'm going to have to call it and say he's a crazy fundie.
Senor Cardgage is furious.
The most common criticism from the right on Obama's win is that "he hasn't done anything yet." To which I want to respond, "if he hasn't done anything, why do you hate him so much?"
I tend to find that's a criticism leveled by the left. The right dislikes him because of a bunch of vague buzzwords they couldn't give a definition for with a dictionary and a five year head start.
The reflection in his glasses...
Believe it or not buddy, God and Jesus don't have a vote in the U.S. Congress. You're barking up the wrong tree with your whole "impeachment prayer".
Yeah, this guy is a fucking nutcase, but he, like so many of his ilk, don't realize that "impeach" doesn't mean "remove and toss in jail." It means the same thing as "indict" for you and me; a body (in our case, a grand jury, in the President's case, Congress) agrees that there's enough evidence that high crimes and misdemeanors took place.
And note to crazy guy: There aren't any. Just disliking someone doesn't meet any kind of burden of proof. If that makes you feel bad, just turn up that applause track and try not to think about where your life has led you.
"Obama is the Anti-Christ"
"Obama is a Communist"
"Satan wanted Obama to win the Nobel"
"Obama should be/CAN be impeached"
"If we pray hard enough we can force god to impeach Obama"
...This is a joke, right?
I see what you did there god.
|Mister Yuck |
I would prefer real crazy or more clever fake crazy.
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