Exactly.

I totally forgot about those rules.

huge balk.

That's cause no one cares about that other stuff cause it's used to play baseball normally, and that is one of the most boring ass things a person can do.

That is the amazing thing about baseball. These men can throw a ball at 100 MPH and with incredible accuracy. And then another guy manages to hit that 100 MPH ball with a stick that is not much wider then the ball itself. Sounds amazing on paper but they manage to make it boring as hell.

Boring?! Just read these statistics!

Ok. Back to regular ole' basebaZZzzzzzZZZZzzzz

Oh, you guys. Five imaginary stars each.

For Lurchi

There's no way that was a strike. Still fun though.

I assume by the laugh track and the complete lack of people in the stands that this was not performed within the context of an actual game

Guys I don't think this was a real game.

oh hey herr matthias how's it goin' yeah i'm doing fine thanks

My God. This isn't a Ham Fighters game?

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