HarrietTubmanPI 
Five stars for the ensuing shit storm from conservatives who will see this and not have a shred of a sense of humor.
Oh wait, that's damned near all of them.
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pastorofmuppets
I think they could have done better with this one. But what's awesome is going to be FNC's reaction to it. They can probably stretch this into a month of outrage.
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Camonk
This worked because it was a joke they couldn't overplay in two minutes.
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kingarthur
MOre fuel for the conservatives-are-a-persecuted-minority complex. I give Fox ten minutes before they OUTRAGE over this.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
She didn't even have pig eyes.
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James Woods
Holy shit, awesome!
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citrusmirakel
"I made sure the victim was still breathing, or else was Glenn Beck."
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Caminante Nocturno
We can still hope.
And dream.
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mashedtater
i recently found out my mother loves glenn beck. she actually yelled back at me," HE IS A TRUTH TELLER."
oh, why couldn't it have been glenn beck?
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pastorofmuppets Who's that really loud wenchbag that isn't Nancy Grace and has a book out now? I'd take her horrific murder over Glenn's anyday.
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RockBolt
'It should have been you' in flowery script
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Rodents of Unusual Size
She wasn't even a fat Mormon fuckface!
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Herr Matthias
Breitbart.com was FURIOUS about this, so five stars.
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pastorofmuppets http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2009/11/02/the-onio n-tragic-news-glenn-beck-not-dead/
"In the name of political humor how far are we to go with this nonsense?
How about taking the story of the Somali children that lived thru assaults and then having there hands hacked off put to a "laugh out loud" grade school setting in the Onion producers neighborhood and send it to him via rock thru his window? Would that be "overdoing it"? How about picture of a car jacking in the Onions producer neighborhood in a car carrying his wife and the crap being beat out of her. We won't use real situations and compare, being more humane then the left we'll use actors? Would that make it OK. I'm sure the producer would not think so. What an excretion his life is."
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FABIO
About as funny as all the Ted Kennedy cancer jokes.
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phalsebob Yes, except that Glenn Beck isn't Ted Kennedy, doesn't have cancer, and (and this is the not funny part) is not dead.
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pastorofmuppets Hey, how's life over at Michelle Malkin's blog?
Glenn Beck isn't a politician, he's a TV personality. The standards are quite different for a person who actively chooses the spotlight, and does it by being the unholy union of Ann Landers and Tom Green.
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Nikon
Tragically, Glenn Beck survives and continues his reign of rape and murder, which began on a fateful night in 1990.
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Infamous
IRS renames itself to "The S" to appeal to younger demographic.
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bongoprophet
Don't worry people, random chance (or God if you'd like) is working on that fateful car crash.
Remember Jörg Haider last year? It's only a matter of time Glenn!
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