Nature is really being disk with us males. All that crap we have to go through just for a lay is sickening. Wouldn't be nice for just a �Hey, wanna fuck? Sure!� and bingo?
I have a hummingbird feeder on my clothes line. It sort of came with the house I live in so I figured they were there before I showed up. One time I had to move the feeder a few inches to hang some laundry up, and within seconds there were like 3 or 4 of them divebombing my face.