Somewhere Katie Couric's vagina just crawled away and hid, its little glowing eye peering out fearfully from the darkness as it shivers.

Also, no tears. He cries like Glen Beck, televangelists, and my niece when she was six. Unless the encoding wiped them out.

Don't bet on it, he hasn't adapted it to Sonichu comics yet.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.

eww, you're one of them.

I dunno, I've had a lot of dogs and a lot of parents and sometimes it's a close call.

That was some tough love from the trolls.

Damn, I did not just waste my evening listening to this xD

Of course he'll "fall in love" again. The poor fucker has too -- it's what he's built his life around, it's the only damn thing keeping him together.
If Chris would call a hiatus on his love-quest, just spend a month focusing on having fun, learning new, neat stuff, and looking after himself, he might just be better for having done so. But no, he's going to run himself ragged searching for that one Special (boyfriendless, white or asian) Someone whose attentions will magically give his sad little life meaning, simply by taking his parents' place (as far as monetary support, housing, and basic care go) and fucking him.

What Chris really wants is a fairly convincing female sex doll that is fully ambulatory and completely capable of looking after/babying him, and we're not going to have those for another 25 years.