I can't believe this languished in the hopper for 7 days.
GO COLBY, GO!
...I really really don't understand the costume design on this thing. I do, however, absolutely love the hairstyle on Lil' Biff Tannen.
(also, the proto-Daft Punk thing around 4:00)
|The Townleybomb |
Jesus fucking christ Nick, if you stopped being a complete dick for even two seconds of your goddamn life, maybe they wouldn't have sent you to hell to get gang-raped by robots. READ YOUR FUCKING BIBLE.
4:20.....also, what are they wearing?
the kid at 2:06 is what turned into larry the cable guy
|Time Travel Mishap |
I had forgot how bad the borg make up was in the beginning.
Ah good, yet another terrifying children's character! Thank you, low-rent Christian edutainment programming and edutainment in general!
This becomes amazing at about 4:10.
Mommy does Colby have a soul.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I had to flee from my computer at around 4:34.
Flip and Flop are clearly a vicious ad hominem attack on whoever or whatever the fuck they're supposed to represent.
Inexplicably, I think they're supposed to be the Car Talk guys?
That's the most effed up Linux distro I've ever seen.
FUCK, I remember spending one horrible 8-hour carpool-ride having to listen to cassette tapes of this as a kid. I HAD managed to blank it from my memory up till now.
Another terrifying moment from my childhood... this was part of the Psalty series, which were a travelling show during Summer Vacation Bible Schools way back when.
"Why is my computer still broke? My friends and I prayed over it and everything!"
It probably wouldn't have happened if Colby hadn't been programmed by a religious nut, either. Being constructed out of bits and pieces from an electric organ, a truckload of computer parts stolen from the Museum of Obsolete Technology, and about half a dozen day laborers probably didn't help matters.
Colby ended up getting his own TV show, Colby's Clubhouse. There's episodes on YouTUbe and otherwise findable via Google Video.
|Syd Midnight |
Wow, EIT and FFF just keep topping one another. This is amazing. EIT did pretty good editing for once.
Nick's hair is the elephant in the room.
Colby: the first Cylon.
Everything truly IS terrible...
... My computer is my friend, Nick.
Welcome to Suspenders Town, where everyone SHOUTS EVERY SINGLE LINE OF DIALOGUE.
Because that's where the parasitic suspenders' mothership crashed.
I had no idea God's grace was extended to robots
it probably isnt, as colby is a product of mans invention. then much like false idols, as he wasnt made by the hand of god (who was to busy sucking on a lollipop to notice mind you) and therefore is a sinner/sin of sorts, chances are colbys going to hell.
Ya know...for a bunch of christian kids they sure do have some "fabulous" hand gestures and poses...also what the fuck kinda computer is that? impracticality is on high alert!!!
Androgyny is what powers Colby to do such wonders.
Really good mescaline is like that - the first hour is all waiting. Halfway into the second hour, you start to curse the creep who burned you because nothing's happening. And then all of a sudden...ZANG!
|Sick Man |
Commodore Gilgamesh is the best editor.
He is a force of nature.
the last minute and a half melted my brain
This has got to be like, your worst nightmare, right Xiphias? A living thinking computer, but one that's powered by prayer and spends all day hanging out on playgrounds.
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