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His pick up line:
"If you think that's impressive, just imagine what these hands can do to you in bed."
+5 for effort.
-2 for who gives a shit, use a bic.
Konversekid, I think that's nearly EVERY Zippo owner. A group of my friends is college decided that they wanted to do Zippo tricks, so every fucking one of them except me bought one. None of them smoked, they just walked around the place flicking the damn things like retards.
One of the girls identified with her Zippo so much that she decided to get a tattoo of it on her back. Knowing that her religious family wouldn't be pleased she wanted to include a cross. The fucking idiot walked into a tattoo parlor and asked them to give her a tattoo of a Zippo lighting a cross on fire. She now has a flaming cross on her back.
Zippos ruined my friends! Don't play with lighters, kids.
The way a Zippo burns through fluid makes them pretty damn useless for lighting cigarettes. Bic lighters have the longest life of any lighter I have ever seen.
Of course, Zippo lighters are a pyro's best friend. The things I've seen set ablaze by my friend would blow your mind.
5 stars for Anhedonia making a rather craptacular video extra special.
I know that they are somewhere around here...
Real smokers aren't afraid to light their cigarettes off the stove burners. It's harder to do tricks with stoves though.
Vietnamese girls LOVE guys who can do this. Especially if they are about five feet tall and wear a gold necklace with a big peice of jade at the bottom.
I used to be a Tabacconist back in the day, and we would get hordes of Asians in asking for yippos! Needless to say i sold a lot of them.
And yes I am guilty of owning one, but in my defense I did smoke a lot of cigarettes. Now it just sits on my shelf collecting dust. Have a bic as a go to item, and a gas stove for every thing else.
Five stars for the memories of a truely great job/time.
It's a lot easier to use a Bic as a makeshift explosive.
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A bartender friend told me learning these silly tricks increased his tips by about 30%. I'm at a loss to think of another practical application.
-1 star for not adding subtitles that include the "names" of these tricks. I expect all of them to be as ridiculous as skateboarding trick names.
"...and I call this one the 360 flip shimmy air revert crossback pump lock!"
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Screw you guys, zippos are awesome
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