pastorofmuppets - 2009-11-26 1. It doesn't count if you pay for it
Just...well definitely don't read it on a full stomach I guess. It's an internet classic though. Best comment: "Seriously, I'll never be able to watch [Indiana Jones] again without thinking of a Canadian prostitute expressing her doubts as to whether her legs are long enough to fit around you."
Riskbreaker - 2009-11-26 It doesn't count? Why not? These guys (and that woman thing) want to get laid, not a long time relation.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-11-28 I guess. But agree with what the guy says about five minutes in. There's more to it than just getting laid.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-11-28 Then again he's the one guy without a happy ending (do they circumcise him? that's what it seemed like was about to happen) so maybe that's not a good way to look at it.
Xenocide - 2009-11-26 Look, Alan, we've all gotten strange space illnesses from random sluts at parties. But you can't let that stop you! Haven't you ever heard of paying it forward?
Jeez... I would not describe a poor man who became paralyzed from his first kiss as "desperate." That's just way off. Tragic, more like. I'd be the same way around women if one of them had literally paralyzed me during my first kissing experience.
mon666ster - 2009-11-26 Yeah, I was thoroughly depressed by 2:20.
Adham Nu'man - 2009-11-27 Yeah it was all kind of sad, but I liked how the Swiss Miss and Tantric Sex Expert dynamic duo tried to help him out.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-11-28 I like that 96% number in the beginning, as if virgins didn't just say no when someone asked them if they wanted to take part in a sex survey.
Even the 4% answering honestly is a little strange.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-11-28 (I'm not saying it needs to be kept secret btw, but it's not the sort of thing you get gung ho about talking to strangers about)