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Desc:As I get older, kids' entertainment gets less and less comprehensible. Way of the world I suppose.
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Tags:Nick, nickelodeon, facial, slime
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Comment count is 35
RocketBlender - 2009-11-29
Right now there is someone furiously masturbating to half of the clips on this.
SolRo - 2009-11-29

Camonk - 2009-11-29
I won't tell you which half, though. You have to guess. (That's part of the thrill.)

sosage - 2009-11-29
Nail. Hit in the head.

phalsebob - 2009-11-30
No, not just one. Right now there are hundreds of Japanese men wanking to this. If there was a tentacle, we'd have have your standard j-porn.

themilkshark - 2009-11-29
Nick slime was designed to be edible, and I hear it tastes like lemonade
Xenocide - 2009-11-29
As originally conceived, the whole slime thing was supposed to be a reference to You Can't Do That On Television. TODAY'S KIDS HAVE NO CONTEXT FOR IT. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE.

But I guess you can't liquefy Doras and Spongebobs and throw them on people. But you should still try.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-29
I'll bet the number of kids who discovered their sexuality through iCarly is about the same as the number of kids who did so through You Can't Do That On Television.

RocketBlender - 2009-11-29
What the hell is iCarly?

Herr Matthias - 2009-11-29
don't forget clarissa explains it all

Aelric - 2009-11-29
Claissa explains it all resulted in the chonic and violent masturbation the persists in my to this day. This moment, in fact.

baleen - 2009-11-29

Hells Bells!! In my day, when you got slimed, it MEANT something! god nabbit..

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-11-30
If they made a commercial that showed Dora's moldy body falling into a blender and mixing with that of Reptar, and then being used as a sort of purification ceremony for the new generation of Nickelodeon OCD victims, it might have helped make it for me.

Binro the Heretic - 2009-11-30
iCarly is a teeny-bopper comedrama about three kids who do a webcast and the wackiness that ensues.

My eight-year-old nephew loves it an I often have to suffer through it.

oogaBooga - 2009-11-29
They should stop saying "I don't know".
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-29
Miranda Cosgrove is laughing at you because she knows what watching this is doing to you.

Don't lie.
RocketBlender - 2009-11-29

TheDevilsDictionary - 2009-11-29
It appears you are unaware of the current crop of nick shows and celebrities aimed at teenagers. I have noted your ignorance in this matter, and have adjusted my level of respect for you accordingly.

sosage - 2009-11-29
Probably someone with no boobies.

Wait. This is a childrens network I am talking about...oh God.

socialist_hentai - 2009-11-29
"love slime" tag? maybe? i dunno... I want to see linked
Ashenblade - 2009-11-29
Do you think Japanese people watch these in the same way we watch Japanese commercials?

Are they really the insane ones?
fluffy - 2009-11-29
Doesn't look any different than the slimey network I remember from my childhood, when I didn't have cable so it was a special treat to be able to watch it at a friend's house.
Suedeo - 2009-11-30
In my day, the slime was much chunkier and there were far fewer camera tricks per second.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-30
They've really streamlined and modernized the slime since the old days.

Sacks5thAvenButt - 2009-11-29
wheres slurms mackenzie when you need him
Candlejackv616 - 2009-11-29
...WTF did I just watch? Its amazing how far Nick has come, from airing shit like Are You Afraid of the Dark, Rocko's Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy to becoming the Disney channel #2...fuck...
SolRo - 2009-11-30
If MTV should have taught you anything, it's that being unoffensive and popular is more profitable than being cool and controversial.

themilkshark - 2009-11-30
Oh shit, you grew up. Darn.

TheQuakeSoldier - 2009-11-30
You must be in your early 20's or younger, otherwise you'd have known that the Disney channel didn't use to be like this either.

I don't know to what extent television and the media influences children's personalities and values, but this vomit is nowhere near what we grew up with.

Sacks5thAvenButt - 2009-12-01
I remember when disney was good...fuck this world. I'm outta here.

themilkshark - 2009-11-30
I've watched iCarly. It's funny.

I'm loving all these comments left by the POE neckbeard crew about how Nickelodeon "sold out"
Hooper_X - 2009-11-30

(seriously, though - it's a network targeting prepubescent children. You are no longer the demo. Quit acting like fucking baby boomers whining about how ALL THE MUSIC TODAY IS JUST BLACKS SCREAMING ABOUT BITCHES AND HOES AND GATS AND I MISS THE BEACH BOYS!!!!)
TheQuakeSoldier - 2009-11-30

RocketBlender - 2009-12-01
I agree. But I think you meant to say "Salute Your Shorts".

Emcee - 2009-11-30
Have any of you people talking about how Nickelodeon "lost its soul" gone back and actually watched some of that shit?
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