|RocketBlender - 2009-11-29 |
Right now there is someone furiously masturbating to half of the clips on this.
I won't tell you which half, though. You have to guess. (That's part of the thrill.)
|themilkshark - 2009-11-29 |
Nick slime was designed to be edible, and I hear it tastes like lemonade
|Xenocide - 2009-11-29 |
As originally conceived, the whole slime thing was supposed to be a reference to You Can't Do That On Television. TODAY'S KIDS HAVE NO CONTEXT FOR IT. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE.
But I guess you can't liquefy Doras and Spongebobs and throw them on people. But you should still try.
I'll bet the number of kids who discovered their sexuality through iCarly is about the same as the number of kids who did so through You Can't Do That On Television.
Binro the Heretic
iCarly is a teeny-bopper comedrama about three kids who do a webcast and the wackiness that ensues.
My eight-year-old nephew loves it an I often have to suffer through it.
|oogaBooga - 2009-11-29 |
They should stop saying "I don't know".
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-29 |
Miranda Cosgrove is laughing at you because she knows what watching this is doing to you.
Probably someone with no boobies.
Wait. This is a childrens network I am talking about...oh God.
|socialist_hentai - 2009-11-29 |
"love slime" tag? maybe? i dunno... I want to see linked
|Ashenblade - 2009-11-29 |
Do you think Japanese people watch these in the same way we watch Japanese commercials?
Are they really the insane ones?
|fluffy - 2009-11-29 |
Doesn't look any different than the slimey network I remember from my childhood, when I didn't have cable so it was a special treat to be able to watch it at a friend's house.
They've really streamlined and modernized the slime since the old days.
|Sacks5thAvenButt - 2009-11-29 |
wheres slurms mackenzie when you need him
|Candlejackv616 - 2009-11-29 |
...WTF did I just watch? Its amazing how far Nick has come, from airing shit like Are You Afraid of the Dark, Rocko's Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy to becoming the Disney channel #2...fuck...
If MTV should have taught you anything, it's that being unoffensive and popular is more profitable than being cool and controversial.
I remember when disney was good...fuck this world. I'm outta here.
|themilkshark - 2009-11-30 |
I've watched iCarly. It's funny.
I'm loving all these comments left by the POE neckbeard crew about how Nickelodeon "sold out"
|Hooper_X - 2009-11-30 |
NICKELODEON HASN'T BEEN ANY GOOD SINCE THEY QUIT MAKING "HEY DUDE" THERE I SAID IT AND I'M NOT SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!
(seriously, though - it's a network targeting prepubescent children. You are no longer the demo. Quit acting like fucking baby boomers whining about how ALL THE MUSIC TODAY IS JUST BLACKS SCREAMING ABOUT BITCHES AND HOES AND GATS AND I MISS THE BEACH BOYS!!!!)
ALL THE MUSIC TODAY IS JUST BLACKS SCREAMING ABOUT BITCHES AND HOES AND GATS AND I MISS AC DC!!!!
I agree. But I think you meant to say "Salute Your Shorts".
|Emcee - 2009-11-30 |
Have any of you people talking about how Nickelodeon "lost its soul" gone back and actually watched some of that shit?
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