Pretty much the Platonic ideal of a pair of female anime fans.
Damnit, I know that music but I can't place it. I'm turning in my Otaku card.
CRAP! And I just watched that! No wonder I recognized it.
I am going to have to ask the both of you to leave.
Offering my services to the coalition of the willing here, man. You guys... jesus, you guys.
Look, I usually don't have a problem with you guys, but if you keep ragging on Haruhi Suzumiya I will start spilling blood.
Haruhi is good stuff.
|Yellow Lantern |
All that comes to mind is a line from House of the Dead 2:
Why would anyone DO this?
I bet you feel awfully silly now having put your name on this, Jake.
I choose you, 5 years of abstinence!
Also, holy fuck that is some jarring yet saccharine music.
The only club Max Fisher wouldn't join
I've always been afraid of people who would go to an anime club.
|Hugo Gorilla |
I suspect they're Wiccan, too.
I'm having unpleasant flashbacks to encounters with college anime club types. People speaking pidgin fanboy Jap-lish, women in their 20's behaving like hyperactive 12-year olds. The horror, the horror.
I'm really happy that my teenage years when I really liked anime was at a time when being a big fan meant you got together with your friends in someone's basement and watched a lot of it on VHS.
I remember the night we watched Devil Hunter Yohko with a couple of friends who had never seen or heard of anime.
also "like a Super Saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt"
I mean, sure I'm still a massive geek but I'm glad I was old enough to understand that digital is forever before I ever ended up doing stuff like this.
I have never been so embarrassed FOR someone in my entire life.
|Rum Revenge |
They went to so much trouble when all they really needed to do was film each other making out...
Honestly not a lesbian pair I would want to see make out.
Not saying I wouldn't watch it though...
|Caminante Nocturno |
In their defense, there really is no good way to ask people to join an anime club.
Who's the fairest one of all? Well, uh.
The thing on the left is female?
Also "Aww-nime club", and retarded close-ups/squealing make this an easy 5. As in, one star for how many seconds it took for the urge to kill to return.
You see, in high school I was the only person I knew who really liked anime/manga so it was a solitary hobby for me. Then I went to college and met other anime fans. My interest soon declined.
Suck a giant penis and choke to death on the semen, abeli$con.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
What the hell do you do in anime club meetings anyway? Talk about how kawaii Sephiroth and Tuxedo Mask are? I've never understood the purpose of an anime club or how such a thing could consistently exist.
Five stars for the sheer horror of the closeups and the imitation of a giddy anime schoolgirl...ugh.
Basically it's a chance for some nerds to meet up with other nerds, watch some shows, borrow something from the club library, discuss their latest pen and paper rpgs or vidya games, and then go out to IHOP or Denny's after the club meeting for pancakes. Then comes the part where they go to an anime convention and get a group discount.
OR SO I HEARD.
They use it to hook up with one ugly, unsocialized person after another. At least that's what they did with the anime club at my school.
lovers after a wonton sake adventure
Just run with the accidental pun.
|Rape Van Winkle |
For about five minutes when I was 17, I pretended to like Record of Loddoss War more than I did, to impress anime bitches.
Back in my high school freshman days, all I had to do was mention an anime title that wasn't Dragonball Z or Sailor Moon and they were all amazed.
I actually miss the days when anime was something obscure of the mainstream, rather than being the only thing left on tv for kids to watch.
a flaming monkey
I lament the laziness of recent anime. It seems to be all stock animation still frames, a choice of 2 facial expessions--shocked and indifferent--followed by a closeup on a protagonist's elbow which shifts slightly to indicate that they're the one who's talking. The things animators will do nowadays to avoid the effort of animating lips moving in time to voice acting is quite extraordinary.
Wow, that's some lackluster dancing there. It's almost as if they were embarrassed to be doing it. However, I have that song on my mp3 player, so I think my geek card is still valid.
Being an anime fan with some amount of dignity and the good sense not to speak broken Japanese in public is a dilema. I love anime, but the majority of its fans make me too embarrassed to even breathe. However, I also hate the 'anime=one star derp derp derp' crowd as well because they tend to be smug douchebags about it.
I feel like I'm in between worlds, in other words.
|Rev. Blackson Pollock |
Evangelion, Battle Angel, Ninja Scroll, VHD, got in before 15 got out before 17. Have never looked back.
It's a good thing you pointed that out or else everyone would have suspected that you watch anime and then you'd have to leave this site and never come back.
Whether you like or don't like anime/manga, you're cool with us.
Look I would have sex with the fat one I think that's something we can all agree on. United Nations was founded on basic truths such as this.
This is why I don't make eye contact with the weaboos at my school.
Once they tried to rope me into making some awful Final Fantasy cosplay video.
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