Influence Device TIMR I voted for this in the hopper, and am now five-starring it, based solely on the title, description, and preview image.
a better and braver man than me would have clicked play, but I dare not.
mouser Yeah well tanks a zillion. There's absolutely nothing interesting about this sick fatty.
HarrietTubmanPI I exercised today. So I will take one for the team. Lock and load.
Cube I voted it down because it's a DUPE with almost the same title.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=20755
Sacks5thAvenButt Maybe the VARIETY of hot pockets is a clue as to why he has gorgeous breasts
Embee Is this the same fat man as seen vomiting in the bathtub? He's like one-stop shopping for depravity.
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face When I first clicked on this in the hopper i thought it was going to be a guy stealing them from a 7-11. I guess it's just a recreation.
Stog He could get away with it if he really wanted to.
Two king-size plastic-wrapped Hot Pockets under his breasts.
No one would touch him because they would have to do two things:
1: Touch the fat man
2: Reach under his breasts to retrieve the Hot Pockets.
Burnov The first thing that came to mind when I saw him from that perspective, is that if somehow his forearms were chopped off and replaced with fireball-shooting cannons. He would be a dead ringer for a mancubus.