Riskbreaker 
Xtians can't do their own dirty work? God is like their personal hitman.
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EskimoSpy
For a second I thought that Inhofe had died. Shame on you for getting my hopes up.
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pastorofmuppets
Jim Walker
b. 1935 d. 2009
James, or "Jim" as he was known to his friends, passed suddenly while using psychokinesis to prevent poor people from getting health care. He is survived by his brother, Hitler Copperfield.
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pastorofmuppets nvm I thought he was referring to someone in the prayer group.
Jesus has terrible aim. He actually only shot Santa so he could cover up the Rudolph incident. Anything wider than point blank and you may as well just hire somebody.
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Ashenblade
5 because I read the tag as "Prayer Missile"
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Caminante Nocturno
I really want to believe that this some grandpa's idea of a joke. Everyone in his retirement complex is in on it. They've been making prank calls to C-SPAN for years.
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Xenocide
There's always the risk of a prayer backfiring. Usually it's because God's enemies (liberals) have anticipated your prayer attack and cast Barrier of Reflection before your turn started. This spell confuses God and causes Him to attack His people instead. And that's why James Inohfe was killed by that panda bear.
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dead_cat
They should have told him yes, just to see how he'd respond.
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Camonk
"Weren't you listening you callous bitch? This old fucker's prayers KILLED HIM!"
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phalsebob
Congrats on having and education approximately equal to the average in Nigeria.
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Sudan no1
A BLOO BLOO BLOO
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Desidiosus
5 stars for the irony of having "Think Progress" in the upper right-hand corner while accepting calls from teabaggers.
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chumbucket
where's the slow, sad country music?
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Meerkat
He was crying because they lost the vote, not because they begged God to kill someone.
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longwinded
definitely fake
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pastorofmuppets Benny Hinn packs stadiums. You might be right though as I doubt any of those people know how to work a touch-tone phone.
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cognitivedissonance
The state of civics education in America is so dismal that people actually think laws are made based on whether or not they get prayed over hard enough, and not, like, you know, a few hundred years of established representative procedure.
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fatatty
This is why we are a Republic and not a direct democracy.
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memedumpster
In the old days, God just sent people out with fuckloads of weapons to kill people the old fashioned way. God must be in a constant state of facepalm over his modern followers.
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pastorofmuppets God died in 1882. I'm sorry you had to hear about it this way.
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Syd Midnight
See God had the universe all planned out, but these yokels called him up and told him to change His plans and God maybe killed a guy. Oh man if you get God busted for murder you're going to Hell SO HARD.
Their theology is like some wacky crime caper with a mob boss, or a playground tattleocracy.
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klingerbgoode
teabaggin?
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