BHWW Having a pro-ball player in GI Joe isn't that jarring what with all of the firemen, skiiers, ninjas and former fashion models and such ambling about under an ill-defined chain of command.
freedoom His weapon is a whip with a football on the end of it.
jangbones that would definitely leave a welt or perhaps a small bruise
HankFinch As a kid, I questioned the Fridge? What does he have to do with GI JOE? Yet, I totally accepted SGT. Slaughter professional wrestler, no questions asked.
Chibisuke That was because he was obviously a real army Sgt. who just did wrestling on the side.
Camonk Cobra, you just got your ass kicked by a guy whose soul claim to fame is being big enough to knock people down. I want you to go back to your base and rethink your tactics.